tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54351367970845455692024-02-08T10:38:16.343+08:00REALITY CHECK: I Hate What You LoveSilence is acceptance..Speak Loudly!!!JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-48975173834291159112012-08-14T09:27:00.000+08:002012-08-14T10:06:22.207+08:005 words Jobert Balbastro will NEVER use.<span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>
1. Weh -</b> Sounds stupid. Really. </span><br />
<span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>2. Wagas </b>- I don't know what it means and I don't want to know. </span><br />
<span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>3. teh -</b> A gay lingo additive I will NEVER use. </span><br />
<span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>4. chorva</b> - It can mean anything. Totally unacceptable. </span><br />
<span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>5. imba -</b> An online game (Ragnarok-sucky game) influenced expression that means "imbalance" </span><br />
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<span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;"> <b>If you happen to use at least ONE of the five mentioned words above. May Vishnu have mercy on your jolog soul.</b></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">1. Call me Maybe videos -</span></b> <span style="color: white;">Do I have to explain? Hey, I just saw you. That video is crazy, <b>here's a duct tape, SO SHUT UP maybe</b>?</span><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">2. "HBD"</span></b> - I<span style="color: white;">diotically put as "Happy Birthday" People are so fucking lazy right now and they just put acronyms. Birthdays should be sacred and special and putting "HBD" will not cut it. It's like saying "Happy birthday and <i>napilitan lang ako</i>" -<b>Another HBD meaning could be: Herpes Brings Death.</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">3. STOP putting #hashtags in your facebook status messages! -</span></b> <span style="color: white;">Damn. I don't get this. Tweets are different from facebook status messages. You look lame trying to be cool.<b> #justhating.</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">4. Charice Pempengco - </span><span style="color: white;">The hate level would be Charice>Bieber. Really!</span></b><br />
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<span style="color: yellow; font-weight: bold;">5. PeTA - </span><span style="color: white;">They tell you to stop killing animals.But what do they do if they can't handle the stray dogs/animals they have? <a href="http://www.wvec.com/my-city/norfolk/PETAs-euthanasia-rates-highest-in-Hampton-Roads-125837098.html" style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank">They euthanize them.</a><b> Assholes.</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">6. Please die if you talk 9gag. -</span><span style="color: white;"> </span></b><span style="color: white;">If you use these words in your everyday life: "Me gusta, you don't say, seems legit, Impossibru!, One does not simply..(put your cool statement here), come at me bro, forever alone, etc." <b>PLEASE DIE. </b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">7. 50 shades of Grey -</span><span style="color: white;"> You don't have to brag about reading it. We know you can read, but bragging your taste in reading is devastating. Why not read a Stephen Hawking book? or A Michiu Kaku book? What you read is bullshit and you brag about it. Everybody is going gaga, everybody is going crazy. It's fucking stupid. Remember: </span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;">ANYTHING</span><span style="color: white;"> connected or related with Twilight automatically sucks. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;">If you love 50 shades of Grey, I hope your stalker gets you.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">1. Instead of saying "Ikaw na!" use: "Ang yabang mo!"</span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"> --This is pretty much applicable in facebook or twitter. You know that instance when your "friend" brags about something and people just start saying "ikaw na!" To translate it, they're just saying na "ang yabang mo!" And to dissect it: ikaw na ang ano? Fuck. Kung sa pagsasalita may pambibitin, nagka blue balls na kami sa pagbasa nyan. "IKAW NA!"</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">2. Instead of trying to be cool in using "occupy"</span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"> like: Occupy Wallstreet, Occupy Manila, Occupy my ass, it would be best to just shut up. Just use "terrorize" or "loiter"</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">3. Instead of using "baby bump"</span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"> to describe someone who is obviously pregnant, just say they're pregnant...or just fat. No more sugarcoating.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">4. Instead of using "crap"</span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;">, just say "shit" it sounds better, and if it had a smell, it would smell better too. Masyadong pacute ang crap.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: yellow;">5. Instead of blurting out "Seriously?!" (with tone)</span><span style="color: #f3f3f3;">, just shut the fuck up and listen. This is similar to the "weh" of the jolog orcs. In-english lang.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: #f3f3f3;">Okay, this is giving me a big headache. I need to fucking stop this right now. </span></b>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-92000853511470805972012-01-01T11:09:00.001+08:002012-01-01T11:11:29.677+08:00GOODBYE 2011<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>GOOD RIDDANCE!</b></span></div><br />
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<span style="color: yellow; font-size: large;"><b>They say 2012 is the year of the "end". Sorry, last time I checked, the Mayans just failed to finish their calendar no thanks to the Spaniards who literally made them dinosaurs.</b></span>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-83650377519108872042011-10-05T15:19:00.003+08:002011-10-05T15:22:58.536+08:00I hate the "ang babae" piece<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><b>After creepling in facebook, I stumbled upon this article/piece about women. FYI, the "friend" who posted this just got un-friended.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>1. Moody: Inborn na sa mga babae to. Kung badtrip kami, wag niyo nang sasabayan.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Wait, kapag moody kami, sumasabay kayo ha! This is just crazy.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>2. Pag sinabi naming nagtatampo kami, lambing lang katapat: Yung salitang tampo way lang namin yun para sabihing lambingin niyo kami. Konting I love you niyo lang, okay na kami.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Thats the fuckin problem. Be straight to the point! We're not codebreakers nor jigsaw puzzle solvers. And stop bullshittin` simpleng "I love you" DOES NOT WORK.</b></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;">3. Gusto namin yung palagi kaming kino-compliment: Pag may bago sa itsura namin, gusto naming mapansin niyo. Kasi nakakataas ng self-confidence namin yun.</span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-WTF. Tapos sasabihin nyo bolero kami. THis is BS. We can't totally do this as this will backfire on us. What if you gained a lil wait? Thats new! Gusto mo pansinin namen? That's fuckin suicide man.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>4. Pag napansin niyong naging sersyoso yung mga text namin, may mali: Kapag ganun, may nagawa kayong di namin nagustuhan. Kaya be alert. Kapag sinabe naming wala, meron talaga. Nahihiya lang kami. Kaya pilitin niyo kaming sabihin sa inyo. At pagtapos naming masabi, konting lambing lang. Back to normal na ulit.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Bullshit. Really. Kung meron kami nagawa, tell us! Or is it just your hormones talking again? </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>5. Selosa kami: Kaya iwasan niyong makipag harutan sa ibang girls. Lalo na sa harapan namin. Pero may ibang babae na tahimik lang kung mag-selos. Inoobserabahan lang kayo. Pero kapag napuno, simula na ng away.</b></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">-Geez. Listen to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GotD97oc30">Marques Houston's "That Girl". You'll get our point.</a></span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>6. Kaming mga babae, normal lang ang ma-attract sa mga gwapo: Hanggang tingin lang kami. Kasi hindi naman na namin makikita ulit. Ma-attract man kami sa 1M lalaki, ang puso namin ay para lang sa tunay naming mahal. Ganun din naman kayong mga lalaki. Kapag nakakita ng maganda at sexy. Magaling lang kayong magtago.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Okay..so why the fuck did you even mention number 5? Fuckin` Moron. Magaling magtago? Kung magaling eh di sana hindi nyo nalaman right? Who's the bitch who wrote this again?</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>7. Kaming mga babae, pinagmamalaki namin yung mga mahal namin ng hindi nila nalalaman: Katulad nalang sa mga GM (Group Message), Facebook at TUMBLR.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Who cares. Panay kayo yabang. My Bf is like this, he owns this, he bought me this, etc. SCREW THAT! Kill the insecurities ..now. </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>8. Ayaw namin sa mga manliligaw na nagmamadali: Yung tipo ng mga lalaking laging nagtatanong kung kailan ba namin sila sasagutin. Naiirita kami. Kaya dapat maging matiyaga kayo kasi dun namin nalalaman kung sino talaga kayo.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-With a girl like you? I bet you won't be having suitors like that. Say, I'm like Manny Pangilinan rich, would you even hesitate? Stop lying.</b></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">9. Kapag malungkot o tahimik kami, gusto namin ng yakap galing sa inyo: Kasi iba yung pakiramdam kapag hawak niyo na kami. Gumagaan yung pakiramdam namin. :"></span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Yeah right. How about new clothes? Shoes? or bags? </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>10. Gustong gusto namin yung mga lalaking malaki ang respeto samin: Yung tipong pag ayaw namin magpa-kiss, hindi niyo gagawin. Instead, lalambingin ka na lang sa ibang paraan. Ang pinaka gusto naming kiss, kiss on the forehead. It symbolizes, respect.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-french kissing your forehead will never be respectful.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>11. Ang nagpapa-turn on samin ay yung lalaking protective: Yung kapag kasama namin kayo, feeling namin safe na safe kami. Walang mangyayaring masama at hindi kami ilalagay sa panganib.</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Fuck. Who do you think I am? Kevin Costner?</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>12. Ayaw namin sa lalaking hanggang text lang: Kung mahal niyo talaga kami, patunayan niyo sa personal. Wag yung sa text lang kayo magaling. Magpaka-lalaki kayo!</b></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">-I feel sad for those with Long distance relationships. Let me translate this piece of crap - "Punuin ang balikbayan box and get be that freakin new Iphone 4s!"</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;">13. Sobra kaming natutuwa sa mga lalaking ma-effort: Yung kahit walang special day, feel mo eh special ang araw araw niyo. Kasi sobrang nakakatuwa kapag ang lalaki laging nagpuput in ng effort. Feeling naming babae eh, isa kaming prinsesa.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">-How about YOUR fuckin effort? Ganito ba kayo ka insecure? Damn. Effort my ass. Listening to you nag is enough effort. I mean, c'mon. It is what it is.</span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;"><b>14. Ang pangarap naming mga babae yung ipapakilala kami ng mga lalaki sa kanilang mga barkada at lalo na sakanilang pamilya: Feeling namin kami na yung pinaka maswerteng babae sa mundo. Kasi iilan lang ang lalaking naglalakas loob ipakilala kami sa parents at barkada nila. Yung iba kasi nahihiya. At feeling din nmin angkin na angkin na namin ang isang lalaki dahil nakilala na namin ang mga taong bumubuo sa buhay niya. :)</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Uhuh. I have to agree. Tell your guy na pakilala ka rin nya sa asawa nya and sa anak nya. LOL!</b></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f3f3f3;">15. Magaling kaming mag-pretend: Kapag nasasaktan kami, nagpapaka-manhind kami. Kapag may nakitang di maganda, nagbubulagbulagan kami. Kapag may narinig na mali, nagbibingibingihan kami. Pero kapag mag-isa nalang kami, dun kami naglalabas ng sakit. Dun kami umiiyak. Kaya ang pangarap naming lalaki is yung sensitive enough sa mga nararamdaman namin. Yung kayang magtanong hanggang sa umamin kami.</span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><b>-Pretentious bitch! You make the world complicated. If we do something wrong, be considerate and tell us about it. So less damage is done. Don't let us screw the night for you or the moment for you. Stop men from doing more damage. Then you blame us in the end when its YOUR fault you didn't stop us. Like what you hear everyday: "prevention is better than cure"</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;"><b>Fuck this piece. Really fuckin ruined my day. I guess I'll start eating ice cream while crying while watching glee or my favorite telenovela or even "the notebook" while I wait until I get my fuckin period. And to top it all of, I'd NEVER realize and accept that just probably, I create my own issues and problems. Oh..I forgot, only girls do this.</b></span>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-20290009824220035152011-07-02T10:19:00.000+08:002011-07-02T10:19:38.011+08:00Say goodbye to your tattoo's credibility<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDHJGzhdodM81L_3DWRDWWNkXS68Jlt-1gMpBIo7Yt-MDh0es7yej7v6LLn8AJrHysAZWfaEPtkkMry4uaW-EQveGTEHBMYxBg8dRdLSw5nuKSwBk6TC71ZzmVxC2iPGdm69lOyfroOBQ/s1600/Picture+001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">You just killed it man!</a></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDHJGzhdodM81L_3DWRDWWNkXS68Jlt-1gMpBIo7Yt-MDh0es7yej7v6LLn8AJrHysAZWfaEPtkkMry4uaW-EQveGTEHBMYxBg8dRdLSw5nuKSwBk6TC71ZzmVxC2iPGdm69lOyfroOBQ/s1600/Picture+001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDHJGzhdodM81L_3DWRDWWNkXS68Jlt-1gMpBIo7Yt-MDh0es7yej7v6LLn8AJrHysAZWfaEPtkkMry4uaW-EQveGTEHBMYxBg8dRdLSw5nuKSwBk6TC71ZzmVxC2iPGdm69lOyfroOBQ/s320/Picture+001.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;">astig points minus 1,000,000,000</span></b></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-91358628752248795792011-04-24T07:53:00.000+08:002011-04-24T07:53:12.522+08:00I HATE MCDONALD's HOT FUDGE SUNDAE<div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>First of all, its NOT hot.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b>Hot is defined as something that will burn your tongue like some hot metal or hot like spicy food. It's when your mouth feels feels so hot that its like you ate charcoal or something.</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: yellow;">Please change the name to </span></span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: yellow;">"sundae with fudge" </span></span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: yellow;">or</span></span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: yellow;"> "fudgy sundae"</span></span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU KIDDING?</b></span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-20221931383081567922011-04-18T13:01:00.001+08:002011-04-19T16:32:48.778+08:00I hate Chris Tiu<div style="color: white;">I know..I know...</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
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</a></div><div style="color: white;">Probabaly after reading the title, you'd think and ask... </div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: orange; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">"Bakit si CHRIS TIU PA?"</span></b></div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b style="color: red;">The answer: "Coz I can."</b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT3H6rnpsrTCGlXaijpQTS8AAepFo7-wJ7iyGnX5XSszBFAb25cI7Fv0bnomWm971Rx5WMYpvUHHoz6JVFwqucuFgmhbYNmK-eLC3yq1NMmqXoMNYsjOHVmzemekd1NJctMjxXMKOH4Jw/s1600/gay.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT3H6rnpsrTCGlXaijpQTS8AAepFo7-wJ7iyGnX5XSszBFAb25cI7Fv0bnomWm971Rx5WMYpvUHHoz6JVFwqucuFgmhbYNmK-eLC3yq1NMmqXoMNYsjOHVmzemekd1NJctMjxXMKOH4Jw/s320/gay.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: x-small;"><b> TEN SEKANDS!</b></span></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: white;">There is so much to hate on Chris Tiu. Behind the chinky eyes, goody goody look and his suckadorable smile, there is still something you can hate or I can hate for that matter.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b><span style="color: yellow;">1. His voice</span></b> - I honestly wish that Chris Tiu gets circumcised immediately. Its way overdue. But I do understand if its a cultural thing if he won't. That's one thing this writer would respect. Really.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b style="color: yellow;">2. He hates porn</b> - Allegedly, he does. Which is crazy. He looks like a dick. Tryin to be cool and clean? Hypocrisy ladies and gentlemen. I think I know why he hates porn. HE had a cameo appearance in that I love you BheBhe scandal a few years back. Yes. Along with other players. No, he was not the one who made the video. No nudity as well. It was just a mixed up tape with him inside it. Partying and Makati I guess.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b><span style="color: yellow;">3.He is a poster boy for everything </span></b>- Gaddam..Really.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b style="color: yellow;">4. He is a softy</b> - I remember Chris Tiu got banged up by Dennis Espino in one PBA game. He got injured. Hey, but that's okay. The problem is he was yapping it up on TV. Even hollering at Dennis not to do it again. Grow a pair will you?</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b><span style="color: yellow;">5. FLOP -</span></b> If you happen to have a life and follow the UAAP and the PBA or even Smar Gilas for that matter, and if you have at least 10% Basketball IQ and knowledge, you would never doubt and disagree the statement that Chris Tiu is a flopper. </div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">His/Her flopping style is VERY different from other PBA players who flop-a-lot like: Ronald Tubid (The King of Flop or the Fearless Flop), Jimmy Alapag (The Mighty Flop), Paul Artadi (Lightning Flop), and La Tenorio (THE A Flop). </div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>OH SHIT I FORGOT..THIS GUY IS ALSO AN ACTOR.</b></span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-21731729261935443192010-11-14T03:31:00.002+08:002010-11-14T03:38:12.006+08:00I hate marathons<div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>This entry is long overdue..No thanks to my day job. Yes, I do have a day job and it keeps me busy. It's more like a distraction in my blogging life.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>ANYWAY, let me just say this: </b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: black; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Running is the new Badminton.</b></span></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>You know how I feel about <a href="http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-hate-badminton.html">Badminton</a> right?</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>Generally, running/marathon aren't really that bad. I mean, it's just running. But add along details like: "It's cool, it's the in thing now" makes me want to run without any clothes on.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>I'd rather ride a bike than run.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>You know why people are so into running? </b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b>It's not because that its healthy, nor because its endorsed by a showbiz personality, like Derek Ramsey (no relation to the Pharaoh). People are going gaga over just because they just want to brag and show off. It's true, you heard it here first.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>These people run because:</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>1. Just to be cool: Take their pictures taking while running, then post it in their social network sites like facebook, multiply, myspace and if you're still a loser, friendster.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>2.They can't dance the running man.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>3. No skills in basketball, volleyball or any team sport. Just run, no skills needed.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>4.Getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. Hey, this can be useful when that happens.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><a href="http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-hate-badminton.html"><b>5.They suck in badminton (which is a lousy sport).</b></a></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>6. Just to check out chicks, or men wearing short shorts.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>7. To meet celebrities like Pacquiao, Derek Ramsey and Nonoy Zuniga..well Nonoy was not running, he was just watching.</b></div><b style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><br />
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<div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>8. They can't swim and go to Boracay and brag it in their facebook accounts, so they just run and brag about it.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>9. Just to show off their new kicks..specifically, running shoes.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>10.A lousy excuse to eat yogurt AND LOOK COOL even though it tastes like cat piss.</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b><br />
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</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><b>So there you go, 10 reason why this running fad is so popular nowadays. </b><br />
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<b>AND ALSO THIS:</b><br />
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<div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>YOU FREAKING PAY JUST TO RUN. </b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>ISNT THAT STUPID? </b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>CHARITY? </b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>CHARITY PEMPENGCO MY A$$.</b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>RUNNING WILL NOT SAVE THE PLANET</b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>RUNNING WILL NOT GIVE US WORLD PEACE</b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>RUNNING WILL NOT CLEAN THE PASIG RIVER</b></div><br />
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</b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: yellow;">Till the next Blog entry..Being a busy person, I gotta run.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="color: yellow;"> (YES, PUN INTENDED)</span></b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: red;">PRETTY MUCH SELF EXPLANATORY</span></b></span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-5382832899387975322010-05-03T04:06:00.002+08:002010-05-03T04:07:55.217+08:00I HATE YOUR FAKE NERD EYEGLASSES<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: red;">Damn..I hate your fake eyeglasses.</b></span></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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</b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b>I can understand fake birth certificates, fake diplomas, fake boobies....</b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b>but fake nerdy eyeglasses?<br />
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I just don't get it. <br />
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Why fake the eyeglasses? <br />
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so you can look cool? </b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b>or look intellectual?</b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b>or just because someone popular in school is wearing it and you want to be like him/her?</b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b><br />
You know what, you look stupid.<br />
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If you wear fake eyeglasses for fashion, or just to be cool. </b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Then officially, this makes you a genuine faker.</b></span></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: small;">Stop wearing them or I may have to go smack your face while you're wearing one so that it be embedded on your face permanently. </span></b></div><div style="background-color: black; color: red; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: black; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Then you have to thank me after.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMPkNReGThoiP_XqwMXMjzDEWNrK6_xgh-iRSVVPwK70nxI5Hwk1DfwtcDs-jdcrqPqo-dVtHF6eZDnl3eMDROPxC3yecc8YXxHQRDZHBuHO8O8N6nIUxekpjqQoRud0raSAcjDfBFgDI/s1600/pandoysays2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMPkNReGThoiP_XqwMXMjzDEWNrK6_xgh-iRSVVPwK70nxI5Hwk1DfwtcDs-jdcrqPqo-dVtHF6eZDnl3eMDROPxC3yecc8YXxHQRDZHBuHO8O8N6nIUxekpjqQoRud0raSAcjDfBFgDI/s320/pandoysays2.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="color: yellow;">"Kurt Rambis is the only guy allowed to wear nerdy glasses. He wears it because he needs it to score 200 points a game. He led the Lakers and have won 8 rings.</b><span style="color: yellow;">"</span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-33448364212175071132010-04-09T07:59:00.000+08:002010-04-09T07:59:14.538+08:00I HATE FRIENDSTER<div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Not really though, I just want to let you know, that I finally have a facebook account. </span></b></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#%21/profile.php?id=100000955854184"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>CLICK HERE TO ACCESS MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT </b></span></a></div><div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="color: white;">AND BE A JOBERTOMANIAC! </span></b></span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-58869705328164796142010-04-05T08:30:00.000+08:002010-04-05T08:30:28.203+08:00Hating on: Pink shirt + your GF's handbag<div style="color: white; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>And when you thought you have seen the worst... you get to see this abomination:</b></span></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLlhBQzpNFJuyLI78kH79E7TAjUhSqaTjTdgQGNioJ1m-jSTKJOCJHidgFqEBOgQkyQKzGESB9mgfPNVWZLbNVxKDMqsu2r6uHjkLhMBQATdjzp16arffbBXwMo7UdDOwX8B5Bg3gDeLU/s1600/worst.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLlhBQzpNFJuyLI78kH79E7TAjUhSqaTjTdgQGNioJ1m-jSTKJOCJHidgFqEBOgQkyQKzGESB9mgfPNVWZLbNVxKDMqsu2r6uHjkLhMBQATdjzp16arffbBXwMo7UdDOwX8B5Bg3gDeLU/s320/worst.JPG" /></a></div><br />
<div style="color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Fellas, c'mon..stop this foolishness.</span></div><div style="color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"> It's not nice, proper, cool to carry your girlfriend's handbag. Remember my <a href="http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-hate-it-when-you-carry-your.html?zx=82881b059d0c447d"><span style="font-size: large;">post</span></a> before?</span></div><div style="color: #f3f3f3; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"> It looks like this guy hasn't read my blog. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #f3f3f3;">His loss since this is the most educational blog in the net today.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b>PINK SHIRT+CARRYING YOUR GF's BAG = DISASTER</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: lime;">Good thing he didn't pop his collar, I would've stuck something sharp like a pen or a knife on both of my eyes just so not to see this prime example of failure of failures.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY-WMvLwXxdLXfn0xnrDkHAtO0V2NZT1lzvaAzdrr8adIANtzm7Rr3IhXRXYGqKawq7y3rYLcXmUXHdAkuxJZj7eUrFTzTCXlZiVX62M1r06HMxrYFqE3sREyZphGcgEmbjSNOA0CXcR0/s1600/pandoysays2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY-WMvLwXxdLXfn0xnrDkHAtO0V2NZT1lzvaAzdrr8adIANtzm7Rr3IhXRXYGqKawq7y3rYLcXmUXHdAkuxJZj7eUrFTzTCXlZiVX62M1r06HMxrYFqE3sREyZphGcgEmbjSNOA0CXcR0/s320/pandoysays2.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="color: yellow;">"I honestly thought <i>penitensya </i>was over.. I guess not. Now I have to stare at this picture for 6 hours and cry like a baby."</b><span id="main" style="visibility: visible;"><span id="search" style="visibility: visible;"></span></span></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-66595512462730815752010-02-22T23:36:00.001+08:002010-02-22T23:39:37.438+08:00I HATE YOUR "LIST"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhS5Ldsc9jeJxFuqdu3h0uIiDPKnV8_78r4QtdAOud6KY7tMp1AJE_A0t2bjKMCp1tkfD2qBJl-wHdU1l9qQrR7bqQe0qlM3Bp4ViMdo_BJrTJk2rQq_MfjKVKVZ0cgJsNbGzsv7Eujk8/s1600-h/20752_1325557909575_1549721512_30798578_1056352_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhS5Ldsc9jeJxFuqdu3h0uIiDPKnV8_78r4QtdAOud6KY7tMp1AJE_A0t2bjKMCp1tkfD2qBJl-wHdU1l9qQrR7bqQe0qlM3Bp4ViMdo_BJrTJk2rQq_MfjKVKVZ0cgJsNbGzsv7Eujk8/s320/20752_1325557909575_1549721512_30798578_1056352_n.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<div style="color: #eeeeee; text-align: center;"><b>Simply stupid and selfish. I assume that this was made by girls who wanted their men to be their slaves. </b></div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">SORRY, It won't work for me! </span></div><div style="color: #eeeeee; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #eeeeee; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>And guys, beware! Don't fall to this trap that you need to be the man they say you should be. </b></span></div><div style="color: #eeeeee; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>BE YOURSELF!</b></span></div><b><br />
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<div style="color: white;"><b>Let's break down the list...</b></div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;"><b>You're a lucky girl when you man: </b></div><div style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">1. FOLLOWS YOU WHEN YOU WALK OUT</span></span> <span style="color: white;">- What the? When you walk out, don't expect real men to follow you! Do a Talk n Text walk out and you'd get what you deserve. No, you don't get a fine of 1 million bucks, you just get to realize what a bad move it was since no sane guy will follow you.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">2. CALLS YOU BACK WHEN YOU HANG UP -</span> <span style="color: white;">The question here is WHY? Why will men call you up when you hung up on them? So you can do it again? We ain't stupid.</span></b></span><br />
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</b></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">3. HUGS YOU TIGHT WHEN YOU PUNCH HIM -</span></span> <span style="color: white;">Ain't this stupid? The only thing that will hug you when you punch me is a lawsuit! Or I'd let my sister who is a black belter in Shin to pain kungfu punch you in the face.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>4. KISSES YOU WHEN YOU NAG -</b></span><b> <span style="color: white;">Nope.. Men, do not kiss your girlfriends when they nag. They may like it and nag even more!</span></b></span><br />
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</b></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">5. WATCHES CHICK FLICKS WITH YOU , TOLERATES YOUR CRYING OVER LOVE STORIES-</span> <span style="color: white;">Okay..watch Basketball, Wrestling, Action films with Chuck Norris with us first, THEN we will watch you stupid chick flicks...Wait, since they are called chick flicks, they're only for chicks!</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: red;">6. HANDS YOU THE REMOTE -</b></span><b> <span style="color: white;">For what?? The remote is no vibrator!</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">7. PASSES ON BOOZE NIGHT JUST TO LISTEN TO YOUR RANTING -</span></span> <span style="color: white;">Ladies, do not be fooled, we would only pass booze night only..and only if we do not have money.</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: red;">8. KNOWS HOW TO SAY "I`M SORRY" AND ALWAYS TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU". -</b><b><span style="color: white;"> I know how to do that... "I'M SORRY for reading this crap of a list..and I think I'd go back to my trusted BOOZE and say "I LOVE YOU to her". --Happy now????</span></b></span><br />
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</b></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">"NOW WE CAN SAY, MEN ARE SELDOM MADE...SORT OF LIMITED EDITION" - </span></span> <span style="color: white;">Yes..Men who would follow this pile of shit are seldom made alright! I tell you, this list is a disaster. It's sexist and it offends men! hehehe...</span></b></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4L4rL_IhLEP-sf1BlX2xBag1aTbrMcbl6HRky21NF9BL5gVAHg-bVw9yFOKb9Rg_lbVOaXa2uVuZT6MLzpOunfL4tT8qDeIqLrLe3BJWS4uoYaCF-6804pJ9To4sJ2rt1L7owoQNBoLM/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4L4rL_IhLEP-sf1BlX2xBag1aTbrMcbl6HRky21NF9BL5gVAHg-bVw9yFOKb9Rg_lbVOaXa2uVuZT6MLzpOunfL4tT8qDeIqLrLe3BJWS4uoYaCF-6804pJ9To4sJ2rt1L7owoQNBoLM/s320/pandoysays2.JPG" /></a></div><div style="color: yellow;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"> </span>"Feminism is the product of female selfishness, compounded by male chivalry."</b></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-62522837395852275212010-01-21T01:40:00.001+08:002010-01-21T01:43:11.932+08:00I hate it when you overuse the word "MUCH"<b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></b><br />
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</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Kids nowadays...and <i>mga pa</i> conyo kids nowadays, use the word "much" excessively. I just want to take out all the keys of my keyboard, and pin them all on my forehead whenever I see people use "much" this way: <br />
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</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Happy much? <br />
</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Excited much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">in love much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">crazy much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Intelligent much?<br />
</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Sleepy much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Hungy much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">So full much? <br />
</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Tired much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Funny much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">rude much? <br />
</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">speak english much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">not cool much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Annoying much?</span></b><b><span style="font-size: small;"> <br />
</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">wanna break your neck much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">I cannot take it much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">This is so uncool much?</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Conyo kids can kiss my ass much?</span></b><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">F*CK THIS MUCH!</span><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: yellow;">"This has to end..this is too much!"</span><br />
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</div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-56687534696084664502010-01-20T04:28:00.002+08:002010-01-20T04:31:00.814+08:00I HATE THAT CLOWN!<b><span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"></span></b><br />
<div style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Damn I hate clowns! </b></span><br />
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</div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Since I was a kid, I have been terrorized by clowns. </span></b><br />
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</div><div style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">The laugh, the nose, the color their skin and hair and especially the way they look at you. You just don't know if they'll be making you laugh, or they'll be stabbing you at the back.</span></b><br />
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</div><div style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: red;">2. The nose-</span> <span style="color: white;">Clowns do not deserve to wear a red nose. Only Rudolph does.</span></span></b><br />
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Will her blog change its name automatically? I guess not, because we don't have that technology yet. And if you even thought of the answer, it only means you're stupid.</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" >By accepting this award, few questions must be answered.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-weight: bold;">(Wow..I'm really doing this)</span><br /></div><ol style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><li>Your hair? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Bushy..</span><br /></li><li>Your Mother? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Currently addicted to farmtown.</span><br /></li><li>Your Father? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Does not know about this blog.</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite food? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sushi</span><br /></li><li>Your dream last night? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I had a boxing match with Krista Ranillo (I lost)</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite drink? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Water.</span><br /></li><li>Your dream/goal? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">To be your reality check.</span><br /></li><li>What room are you in? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">My command console center.</span><br /></li><li>Your hobbies? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Blogging and People watching.</span><br /></li><li>Your fear? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chuck Norris.</span><br /></li><li>Where do you want to be in 6 years? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Inside your head.</span><br /></li><li>Where were you last night? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">stayed up all night looking for UFOs.</span><br /></li><li>Something that you aren't? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A fan of twilight.</span><br /></li><li>Muffins? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">No. I am not your cat.</span><br /></li><li>Wish list item? <leo_highlight style="border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(255, 255, 150); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; display: inline; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" id="leoHighlights_Underline_0" onclick="leoHighlightsHandleClick('leoHighlights_Underline_0')" onmouseover="leoHighlightsHandleMouseOver('leoHighlights_Underline_0')" onmouseout="leoHighlightsHandleMouseOut('leoHighlights_Underline_0')" leohighlights_keywords="nikon d80" leohighlights_url="http%3A//8080.kondra.com%3A8080/leonardo/highlights/keywords?keywords%3Dnikon%20d80">Nuclear bomb.</leo_highlight><br /></li><li>Where did you grow up? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Quezon City.</span><br /></li><li>Last thing you did? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Farted.</span><br /></li><li>What are you wearing? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Nothing...but clothes.</span><br /></li><li>Your TV? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Its colored.....black.</span><br /></li><li>Your Pets? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I got 3 Dogs and 3 Marsupials.</span><br /></li><li>Friends? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">They love me..especially when Xmas is getting near.</span><br /></li><li>Your Life? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">excitingly boring.</span><br /></li><li>Your Mood? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hating on everything.</span><br /></li><li>Vehicle? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A big white horse.</span><br /></li><li>Something you're not wearing? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A bra...</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite store? A<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ny..with pretty sales ladies.</span><br /></li><li>Your favorite color? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Black and White.</span><br /></li><li>When was the last time you laughed? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">When I saw this big guy carrying her GF's bag.</span><br /></li><li>Last time you cried? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">When I thought of Chuck Norris.</span><br /></li><li>Your best friend? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Pandoy.</span><br /></li><li>One place that I go to over and over? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The washroom.</span><br /></li><li>Facebook? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Still thinking if I have to create an account for this blog.</span><br /></li><li>Favorite place to eat? <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Table..with plates of course.</span><br /></li></ol><div id="TixyyLink" style="border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">I am passing this award to the most educational blogger i have ever known...</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">JOBERT BALBASTRO!!</span></span></a><br /><br /></div><br /><div id="TixyyLink" style="border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMPZg2lPIzRyG_fn7VTHwigbUNtN8OwD0qf18lh9zAzKHRzhCR13QbSHxclhdQ-H70mWiFQXXvF202M0v7MbuVo_dpLrQ5WrXZvKqw-UDDrYMsquucTNozX64bgjv9msyuSJvjotsBEgY/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMPZg2lPIzRyG_fn7VTHwigbUNtN8OwD0qf18lh9zAzKHRzhCR13QbSHxclhdQ-H70mWiFQXXvF202M0v7MbuVo_dpLrQ5WrXZvKqw-UDDrYMsquucTNozX64bgjv9msyuSJvjotsBEgY/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420134747974008914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);" class="sqq">“The test of any man's character is how he takes praise”</span></div><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-7321119515934699152009-12-22T16:07:00.004+08:002009-12-22T16:26:28.736+08:00I HATE SANTA CLAUS<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I STILL HATE THE GUY IN RED!<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRPqr_NJta2r_T9W7e6RD-TjqefAcxGE4BO8zlfjKySd5u-00wF7Q7jRRL5sQ2SatnDA874irogMyn8yMPZ-eq9US7LfSqBRmXVx7Q8IN2CkqmULt-rZKFrJgHviU4fZLXalEXOfOEob8/s1600-h/825223vc2nf2ylra.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRPqr_NJta2r_T9W7e6RD-TjqefAcxGE4BO8zlfjKySd5u-00wF7Q7jRRL5sQ2SatnDA874irogMyn8yMPZ-eq9US7LfSqBRmXVx7Q8IN2CkqmULt-rZKFrJgHviU4fZLXalEXOfOEob8/s320/825223vc2nf2ylra.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417972314428813218" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span></span> </div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">No, I'm not talking about former president <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ferdinand Marcos.</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Just like last year, the reasons still remain why I hate Santa Claus.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">click</span> <a href="http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com/search/label/i%20hate%20santa%20claus">HERE</a> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">to go back in time. </span></span></span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGepql4poFas71JaaX1dsdRSfkk3F9H5bOAuX1E7RcPlH7e_Q905qAqvDzws-b32UGCDexLsRyjqkVnWDXx1MmGv2KLbnENjzj7cJNQUO7Oqex1Avlrctl3Hhv-Rr7SOrtoJ7_rh3yRV0/s1600-h/santa_lap_ol.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGepql4poFas71JaaX1dsdRSfkk3F9H5bOAuX1E7RcPlH7e_Q905qAqvDzws-b32UGCDexLsRyjqkVnWDXx1MmGv2KLbnENjzj7cJNQUO7Oqex1Avlrctl3Hhv-Rr7SOrtoJ7_rh3yRV0/s320/santa_lap_ol.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417972304865509874" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >i love my work</span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Just to add, here is another reason...<br /><br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" > </span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">He is a perv.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1PM5GOd9F24qebIYDi0FYHvqsEhuDy6BByaApLCWvLkJOzDS_jhKTJmp11oE5aL1FS11IQw8GJ2rDXwLYGKLCTWgfZgkg40vOYzZD1skhnJh-FYS0NIFDpR9d9xNhIVhXp_qBFTJq0oE/s1600-h/kid_cry_santa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1PM5GOd9F24qebIYDi0FYHvqsEhuDy6BByaApLCWvLkJOzDS_jhKTJmp11oE5aL1FS11IQw8GJ2rDXwLYGKLCTWgfZgkg40vOYzZD1skhnJh-FYS0NIFDpR9d9xNhIVhXp_qBFTJq0oE/s320/kid_cry_santa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417972290756995570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sit still tommy</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">..</span><br /><br /></div> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Yes.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Why would a stranger, an old guy who just appears only once a year obligate kids to sit on his lap just to get what they want?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">People got mad at Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, but they never did complain about Santa. </span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Talk about being unfair.</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">CALLING DSWD and BANTAY BATA!</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /><br /></span></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">He cheats.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKue82diBFuU34CvDMSzEFpLIGm8abaStsTL1MG44IhCRmeWCqQ560cwpdxeP2rGAj2S7Ad4U26Jkf1cPUOBVuiiGjAAjuvt6KM-AdRVSOoxswDmogmUOMdjppl8be5hk5oB-vtpIiIA/s1600-h/santa_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKue82diBFuU34CvDMSzEFpLIGm8abaStsTL1MG44IhCRmeWCqQ560cwpdxeP2rGAj2S7Ad4U26Jkf1cPUOBVuiiGjAAjuvt6KM-AdRVSOoxswDmogmUOMdjppl8be5hk5oB-vtpIiIA/s320/santa_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417972298008465810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">daddy is in saudi...</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /></div> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Ever wonder about the history of the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" came about?</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">It did happen to the creator of the song, </span><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommie_Connor" title="Tommie Connor">Tommie Connor</a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">. No, it was not his father..it was Santa.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">Yeah!</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWzv7iqtsdLnHnSdAHahsB3nQV8MhAJ28KdBvNAh8sTNErHuFX8buXJNeFpF-TpE0zDY5fEF4lgkTMHok65vEUGS71LSq4eFBz-rP0cOugo157bNfOZ_c91OauLKmpf9yZCghf9lnoVoA/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWzv7iqtsdLnHnSdAHahsB3nQV8MhAJ28KdBvNAh8sTNErHuFX8buXJNeFpF-TpE0zDY5fEF4lgkTMHok65vEUGS71LSq4eFBz-rP0cOugo157bNfOZ_c91OauLKmpf9yZCghf9lnoVoA/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417973149973488530" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">You know... the birth of Santa."</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-1055574287651932452009-12-11T12:32:00.011+08:002009-12-11T13:07:55.871+08:00I hate it when you say "THE" Ateneo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKf3sVdTEW9TtOYO_tjoJhxCibBy7Pl7-gPiEGRo46uPvp7qMDuI8DK5HFT15jgr_IniNNuFnnMfxytAvB1-030lyBe9cdZRVTllOgF1BNBEBDzMq0c-Kmruxu5BfXEe6YCzewqmZHiSI/s1600-h/Free_The_word_400w.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKf3sVdTEW9TtOYO_tjoJhxCibBy7Pl7-gPiEGRo46uPvp7qMDuI8DK5HFT15jgr_IniNNuFnnMfxytAvB1-030lyBe9cdZRVTllOgF1BNBEBDzMq0c-Kmruxu5BfXEe6YCzewqmZHiSI/s400/Free_The_word_400w.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413834447974926034" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">FBI</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">WARNING</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >*Para sa mga hindi marunong magbasa, basahin ulit yung nasa itaas ha..basahin ng mabuti*</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Nabasa mo na yung title? naintindihan mo?<br />Kung hindi pa, basahin mo ulit...</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >okay na? Understood na ba? Okay.. proceed below:<br /><br /></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">As per</span> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ateneo_de_Manila_University">Wikipedia</a>:<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Ateneo de Manila University (also called "Ateneo de Manila" or simply "the Ateneo").</span></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />What is so simple in adding "the" before the name of your (to you, "the") school?</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />Common sense tells us that it's shorter and simpler if you just say "<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ateneo</span>"</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Who are we kidding? <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><br /><br />ADMU</span> is already a fine institution which has produced the finest leaders in our country...</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">ERAP</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> and his best friends: </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" >Czarina Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> and </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" >Czaritso (sic) Mike Arroyo</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> came from "the" </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" >Ateneo</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Jose P. Rizal</span> is the most-famous and foremost <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ateneo</span> alumnus.<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >(o bawi ako ah!)</span></span><br /><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Beat that!<br />(You can't! Know why? Because your school does not have any "the" before it!)</span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">***</span>But by adding <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">"THE"</span> before the name of the school is like adding insult to injury. Just like what <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Wesley Gonzales</span> did to that prick <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Mac Cardona</span> back in the days when the <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Green Archer</span> juggernaut got blocked 2 times in his attempt to win the game just before the buzzer.<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">***<br /><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVbVyMukuA3P1wI7UKrG98vhgF98nzrpY4Bcy0W6IUaTjEOfoBVDi_lyCKY1Mp_MFp6ulkk4LuMj3LqSal0w2bprVoeutLEbpkPBMRlbtcRURP_TyM4Xqb8Lw29_HRgzD7kf8lCOYbKXI/s1600-h/iyourface.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVbVyMukuA3P1wI7UKrG98vhgF98nzrpY4Bcy0W6IUaTjEOfoBVDi_lyCKY1Mp_MFp6ulkk4LuMj3LqSal0w2bprVoeutLEbpkPBMRlbtcRURP_TyM4Xqb8Lw29_HRgzD7kf8lCOYbKXI/s400/iyourface.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413834459218231570" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:85%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >I use THE shampoo! And you don't!</span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >So the question lingers:<br />Why add "THE" ???</span></span> </span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">Wala lang</span>!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" >Just to separate "Us" from the rest of the population.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" >Heaven and earth<br />Pula at puti<br />Light and darkness<br />Eat Bulaga and Wowowee<br />and so on...</span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-size:100%;" >Jobert Balbastro</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> thinks that it's crazy... simply, its "the" </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >elitistic-ego-booster</span><span style="font-size:100%;">.</span><br /><br /></span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Let us analyze...</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />The statement 1: I am THE Man.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />what it means:<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >1. Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />2. Term used to describe an individual who has achieved either a great accomplishment, or who is viewed as being an altogether good person.<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Translation: </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"You suck"</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><br />The Statement 2: "I study in THE</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ateneo</span>"</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><br /><br />what it means:</span> I study in the best damn school ever, which is <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ateneo</span>.<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Translation:</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"You suck"</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Okay, now I think you get the picture.</span> </span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />I just don't know where they got it. Even back in the 80's and even in the 90's, <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ateneans</span> did not put <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">"The"</span> before the name of the school.<br /><br /><br /></span> </span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I just hope they did not get it from the "rival" school "<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DLSU</span>"</span></span></span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />Guys, its <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">NOT</span><br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">The La Salle University</span>"<br />it's<br />"<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">De La Salle University</span>"<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">JOBERT BALBASTRO's VERDICT:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">I HATE IT AND IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!<br /><br /></span><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8D3ACQxPqm89K73HVNyIc-hmReicPnYvXRjXX2M48lFaDa9Kboo_U0Htwc-rqxngdDooWdqgNRITxg0wOeMaU11l_mneq7PnDh_O299cXREyFvflY6G_PAJnOCT2TvUqr88rY6GQGT6w/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8D3ACQxPqm89K73HVNyIc-hmReicPnYvXRjXX2M48lFaDa9Kboo_U0Htwc-rqxngdDooWdqgNRITxg0wOeMaU11l_mneq7PnDh_O299cXREyFvflY6G_PAJnOCT2TvUqr88rY6GQGT6w/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413835706810633026" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >"Have you heard about "THE" joke?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Why is THE sky blue?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Because God is an Atenean </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Why is THE grass green?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >It is created by God to step on."</span><br /><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span> </div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" > </span></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" > </span></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" > </span><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-71862371322099095242009-11-14T01:31:00.007+08:002009-11-14T02:18:51.236+08:00GLEE IS GAY<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQgKgPACwFf4y5Sexry0odORVtspWptyabYpJty8Yp6Imw-J8OippbWGYga6p8DHbrbg9R0pU9vH3EV2EC-cDG1AK9-D13-D-6g0v-2vPOulwjiJ_3PNm8gubZSyfFP4dPR8VfcOBTlho/s1600-h/glee2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 394px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQgKgPACwFf4y5Sexry0odORVtspWptyabYpJty8Yp6Imw-J8OippbWGYga6p8DHbrbg9R0pU9vH3EV2EC-cDG1AK9-D13-D-6g0v-2vPOulwjiJ_3PNm8gubZSyfFP4dPR8VfcOBTlho/s400/glee2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403647875630405858" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I HATE GLEE</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Glee is defined as: malicious satisfaction.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);">I'd <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NEVER</span> watch it, even if <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Megan Fox</span> begs me to watch it with her in the nude. </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'm sorry Megan, you lost me at "Glee"<br /><br />NEVER.</span></span></span><br /></div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Factoids ala Joberto:</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" > </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >If you like GLEE, then there is a(n):</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">86%</span> probability that you can't sing nor dance so you just watch it on TV and pretend to be like them.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6hX6VfY7BnVE4gN0Yd3qCKVgA3-3xY9MTRVhVvfvKcnE8Vuzl2vU3L07cmxknbPEgH8PhqDVihmMUrpnyM6bTi0wkGBcHoKRR9DEMf7AAD5bFv5PY_9B_pEdk7vB48osXUfeJ4qBkq-k/s1600-h/gleebag.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 326px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6hX6VfY7BnVE4gN0Yd3qCKVgA3-3xY9MTRVhVvfvKcnE8Vuzl2vU3L07cmxknbPEgH8PhqDVihmMUrpnyM6bTi0wkGBcHoKRR9DEMf7AAD5bFv5PY_9B_pEdk7vB48osXUfeJ4qBkq-k/s400/gleebag.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403652816406907282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jobert rules!</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">92%</span> probability that you'd brag this in your Facebook or twitter. I mean, c'mon..who cares? It will only make you stupid. Who the hell cares man?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">80%</span> chance that you have copied the way they dress up and how the characters sing. Honestly, its annoying.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />4. <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">95%</span> chance you are also a copycat.<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip5gpK-Dv6RAOOzgqEI1OWVQsOv0aHLJwnAx89UYDQ2cBsKKJqZq_eYXkziodkW_qilm-qpUQydMjbBJO1IiH0uNDov7ObsALd6F-6fkVZkLmYtxEXhSdPhAuqAZDXCZyD4ieETQtWu8Y/s1600-h/Noynoy+flashes+Laban+sign+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip5gpK-Dv6RAOOzgqEI1OWVQsOv0aHLJwnAx89UYDQ2cBsKKJqZq_eYXkziodkW_qilm-qpUQydMjbBJO1IiH0uNDov7ObsALd6F-6fkVZkLmYtxEXhSdPhAuqAZDXCZyD4ieETQtWu8Y/s400/Noynoy+flashes+Laban+sign+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403647878552662962" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold;">There goes the country...</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />5. <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">100%</span> chance that you are GAY. And when I say gay, its not gleefully happy gay. It's "i love edward cullen and twilight and shark boy" kind of gay</span></span>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">You "suck"<br /><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAjbp9668ODLL6ZXuBSEQYAIIa8_uyGfwkTnYB1Am-mr9uatt4efzhW2PRqhUZo6sHsDXjj5Ko5Fe6U99aHa5AckfTl_ctR4tNjcKyLXSh8X6HC11vmPKruqd8xBbUWtWbofagkXjjznI/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAjbp9668ODLL6ZXuBSEQYAIIa8_uyGfwkTnYB1Am-mr9uatt4efzhW2PRqhUZo6sHsDXjj5Ko5Fe6U99aHa5AckfTl_ctR4tNjcKyLXSh8X6HC11vmPKruqd8xBbUWtWbofagkXjjznI/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403648061020630130" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); font-weight: bold;">"Question: What's sicker than stepping on your own poo and loving it?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); font-weight: bold;">Answer: Watching glee with a smile on your face. "</span><br /></div></div> <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div style="font-family: arial;" id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-26785653518096962192009-11-02T05:36:00.006+08:002009-11-02T06:06:46.467+08:00I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT<div style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">I DON'T LIKE HER.</span></span><br /><br /></span><a style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd_liM2uY3it9nLpqBiyqMPTKCdHYcAwrjjzjA6Jr6BdEbj8RJj6U9-VSzHnrOHprhY23NAKxyKAl3RNE85rcX-eKJS6iSwTQAE6zIlqOFrzTPz-nho9-xwTs3NFbN60khJaDSe6OThNM/s1600-h/swift.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd_liM2uY3it9nLpqBiyqMPTKCdHYcAwrjjzjA6Jr6BdEbj8RJj6U9-VSzHnrOHprhY23NAKxyKAl3RNE85rcX-eKJS6iSwTQAE6zIlqOFrzTPz-nho9-xwTs3NFbN60khJaDSe6OThNM/s320/swift.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399255562872626162" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">"kids"</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" >TAYLOR SWIFT...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">First of all, <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" >she's not a tailor</span>...<br />she's <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">pretending to be a singer</span>.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Second, she's not swift. She's really (sloth) slow.<br /></span><br /></span><a style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_11M-0IDFktzWPkhZE71-vrp14aOfZMjQSoSE5zpS-LsWFdqV0imViVrbcElvy2a3l-4nSLKEunOxPv0XxZHTXqK5HvQfqyQ1ssmgd4qtKNTfmi12Ozve5h9Do3jczHgmS5BFh2GpA-M/s1600-h/taylor-swift-vs-kanye-west-facebook.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_11M-0IDFktzWPkhZE71-vrp14aOfZMjQSoSE5zpS-LsWFdqV0imViVrbcElvy2a3l-4nSLKEunOxPv0XxZHTXqK5HvQfqyQ1ssmgd4qtKNTfmi12Ozve5h9Do3jczHgmS5BFh2GpA-M/s320/taylor-swift-vs-kanye-west-facebook.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399255548460175746" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Even in facebook!!!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">If she was really swift, she would have avoided...or at least made a big comeback on Kanye.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Swallows are swift. <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >(don't get funny ideas)</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Sometimes, justice is swift too.. <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" >(outside the P.I.)</span></span><br /><br />But Taylor?<br /><br /></span></span><a style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzsOiv9AaDApx-e-Bt4eTFtBRmskDA08nxItfIiGHFOpKJnurkgkrL4WdWJzoxTsYOcBFW_wAR9HncqM5Hv2io65BUZ_5Lk6KapY0NWzt9wMmmB9auvtkr0X7rIlfgJDoW_1hKHQ3O0qg/s1600-h/kanyewest_taylor_swift.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzsOiv9AaDApx-e-Bt4eTFtBRmskDA08nxItfIiGHFOpKJnurkgkrL4WdWJzoxTsYOcBFW_wAR9HncqM5Hv2io65BUZ_5Lk6KapY0NWzt9wMmmB9auvtkr0X7rIlfgJDoW_1hKHQ3O0qg/s320/kanyewest_taylor_swift.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399255550320318482" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Duh...What's happening?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" >She's tailored to be slow...</span><br /></span></div><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibTggp-UdSFZJ_jouTMYy0RICxVN3t5tv1VhOj5icD-EWIKSaGM7oD8txEsq6Za458HvK24nGpWn3wer7dGXPsHgR4BLHrRX0B5wf0HlOLSuPAQFvBodmqZOWeXn2gg-xqqAouFcCgcm4/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibTggp-UdSFZJ_jouTMYy0RICxVN3t5tv1VhOj5icD-EWIKSaGM7oD8txEsq6Za458HvK24nGpWn3wer7dGXPsHgR4BLHrRX0B5wf0HlOLSuPAQFvBodmqZOWeXn2gg-xqqAouFcCgcm4/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399257026959038498" border="0" /></a><span style="visibility: visible; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-family:arial;" id="main" ><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search">"Let me repeat... <em>I'm sorry</em>, <em>but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time</em>! </span></span><span style="visibility: visible; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-family:arial;" id="main" ><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search"><em>One of the best videos of all time</em>!</span></span><span style="visibility: visible; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-family:arial;" id="main" ><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search">"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5435136797084545569.post-78540962825971349192009-11-01T10:02:00.009+08:002009-11-02T04:50:00.091+08:00Halloween: I see DUMB people instead of DEAD people.<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >I HATE HALLOWEEN!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLSYVGw86RH9mY57o_wF4-gwpDhJcud8KG6vCPXWaDA4wgX__o_4kuPErBhsM3bbhyH2tnGeevtuNOuDEIlRw-ivNwaihKV9hLUXqIHiH_ldVpuElE3F8mcKCKm5kcyHEt8wz4QXapoD4/s1600-h/babysitting.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLSYVGw86RH9mY57o_wF4-gwpDhJcud8KG6vCPXWaDA4wgX__o_4kuPErBhsM3bbhyH2tnGeevtuNOuDEIlRw-ivNwaihKV9hLUXqIHiH_ldVpuElE3F8mcKCKm5kcyHEt8wz4QXapoD4/s320/babysitting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398959442553526962" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" > <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >It's that time of the year AGAIN..when people can legally make themselves look stupid.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >NOT COOL!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >It's the time of the year wherein people dress up to be ghosts, zombies, politicians, etc.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >NOT COOL!<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >It's that time of the year again, when you hear people say "HAPPY HALLOWEEN"</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >wait...</span></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >mejo i-analyze nga natin mabuti....</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >NOT COOL!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >That's what I don't get... </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Ano ba ang masaya or happy sa Halloween?<br />Yung mag costume ka? </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >WEIRD!<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Kids, let's analayze</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > kung bakit</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > "Happy" ang "Halloween":</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />1. </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:arial;" >Siguro nakuha yun sa mga</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:arial;" > Gay parade, </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:arial;" >kasi naka costume din sila..tapos diba,</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> "Gay" also means happy?<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqv8TMdxZR54R_yByoc0XdyfV1s287HGjMhlokrWeWVJj1y7zypWCgOuLQQTfN9RZ57GqVNk6HaRmZffh62fZspGQX0j_Kyulxs1evuT6GofNkHtTj57bqmqjcWSVlh35ab7jEAjTbYHU/s1600-h/ChicagoGayParade.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqv8TMdxZR54R_yByoc0XdyfV1s287HGjMhlokrWeWVJj1y7zypWCgOuLQQTfN9RZ57GqVNk6HaRmZffh62fZspGQX0j_Kyulxs1evuT6GofNkHtTj57bqmqjcWSVlh35ab7jEAjTbYHU/s320/ChicagoGayParade.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398960113147109426" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">Look! It's Mary Poppins!</span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br />2. By wearing costumes, may role-playing....Hmmmm....<br /><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEir8Bfe9h0oobhFXYqD3GoHQ9pPu0sEuXr7UK1Uhi93LkuczhCScNbuOBuEiEqiPOVDdivFwPXqJBdiNnamvQf59eU_ToqovFWH_W7SJpCFtaytIpldi_V4s7jRluI0DBUwWcLhUF7Dshg/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEir8Bfe9h0oobhFXYqD3GoHQ9pPu0sEuXr7UK1Uhi93LkuczhCScNbuOBuEiEqiPOVDdivFwPXqJBdiNnamvQf59eU_ToqovFWH_W7SJpCFtaytIpldi_V4s7jRluI0DBUwWcLhUF7Dshg/s320/11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398959442172199458" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Think before you do</span><br /><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >3. Maybe its some sort of psychological therapy, parang make believe stuff. Like, you know that you'll never be like Superman or Spongebob, you'd dress up like them and for one night, people acknowledge you as the real deal. </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:arial;" >Parang</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:arial;" > ego boost </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:arial;" >na may kasamang</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:arial;" > schizophrenia.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >4. Free candies,</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">dahil walang pambili.</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > No thank </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >sa</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" > economy.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /><br />5. <span style="font-style: italic;">Legal mag</span> make-up <span style="font-style: italic;">yung hindi makapag</span> make-up. <span style="font-style: italic;">Lalo na yung mga</span> "Metrosexuals</span>". <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Ginamit pa yung term na yun, <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">eh alam naman natin kung ano sila.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0eZN2C7O4D22cMpjpiT8Y9s0-QqssWxeH_PoHGk5CeufqznSK5swHYYFSKxTrq__1PsEFkBPqdSLkTi6SQOXN4xzuoNP1p4T2zyV4LAcPtsdr0g8I1FHenMvMeRgIVn0twJjApgFAjg/s1600-h/matt_cutts_sucks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0eZN2C7O4D22cMpjpiT8Y9s0-QqssWxeH_PoHGk5CeufqznSK5swHYYFSKxTrq__1PsEFkBPqdSLkTi6SQOXN4xzuoNP1p4T2zyV4LAcPtsdr0g8I1FHenMvMeRgIVn0twJjApgFAjg/s320/matt_cutts_sucks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398960550651277490" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ulol cats</span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /></span></span></span> <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >I just hate it when people celebrate this <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">demonic stuff</span>.<br /><br />C'mon, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">it's the holiday of the enemy!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">It's Satan's holiday!<br /><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And yet you, people celebrate it? <br />Nice, </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">one way ticket sa dagat-dagatang apoy.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> haha!</span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >No wonder your kid looks good in that devil costume..</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >LOL.</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;"> </span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Man, Halloween is no treat..it's 100% trick.</span></span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">(Treat sya sa nagbebenta ng costumes and nagbebenta ng candies)</span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" >I'm used to seeing people around me who make a fool out of themselves. </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" >Pero kapag</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" > Halloween, </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" >parang</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;" > "stupid pa-cool-people convention."</span></span></span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGPlvCrPquw6Z_eWNwujG6DrsTVnwI71H-7obekgh89Tn2KZliBkgdtiCZNPaK-ooUSGFtQszYpAY2fI0o57InGuRezrQCxai-GjnInNebk_vMcuNfax6G8dElH4mYhtFV3CvRJn9EGsA/s1600-h/pandoysays2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGPlvCrPquw6Z_eWNwujG6DrsTVnwI71H-7obekgh89Tn2KZliBkgdtiCZNPaK-ooUSGFtQszYpAY2fI0o57InGuRezrQCxai-GjnInNebk_vMcuNfax6G8dElH4mYhtFV3CvRJn9EGsA/s200/pandoysays2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398951973043176498" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >"I think The Jehova's are the coolest people on earth... Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween because they believe anything that originated from a pagan holiday should not be celebrated by true Christians. Take that Pope Benedict!"<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">Bago nyo ako kulamin, basahin nyo tong "cool" link na nakita ko.</span> Click <a href="http://www.exposingsatanism.org/halloween.htm">HERE</a></span><br /></span><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div>JOBERT BALBASTROhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07485822829095891616noreply@blogger.com2