Sunday, March 22, 2009

I HATE YOUR PLAID SHORTS

Even with tats, you still look gay



After the introduction of popped collars and shutter shades..here comes a new one. Ladies and gentlemen...welcome another GAYdom abomination...

PLAID SHORTS

I have seen it, you have seen it and it's official..it's here!


Plaid is so gay that it makes you step on yourself for no reason at all


Fellas, c'mon... PLAID is made ONLY for women and for Scotsmen.
If you have a vagina or if you blow pipes like a scotsmen, then go ahead, wear plaid shorts/skirt.


Plaid: made for women

I've seen TV personalities who wear Plaid shorts already. And they are all gay. Some guy named Jericho Rosales, Piolo Pascual, Sam Milby and our favorite Gary V. (for the record, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC).

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Save yourselves and save your face.

MEN, STOP WEARING PLAID.

If you can't help it, just wear it inside your room wherein nobody will be able to see it.


Plaid: When gays bust-a-move


"With PLAID, You won't get LAID."
-Jobert Balbastro

Women on plaid: Manna from heaven


"I wear plaid briefs and I know women will love it! The only problem is they have no opportunity to see it as I like the lights turned off."

7 comments:

andrei jon said...

cool ang plaid shorts. im totally against this one.

Anonymous said...

finally! boy, i was waiting for someone to blog about this, just so people would know how uncool plaid shorts are.

lullabymunchkin said...

yea, they are so gay. pero if we, women, were the ones wearing plaid shorts, its cool. :p

*sob* bawal na anonymous. good thing i have an LJ account

kawaiileena said...

Are those... BALLS?! In the picture of scotsmen... ~_~

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

kawaiileena...I can see that you are 16 years old..umm..that`s just extra skin. They are not balls.

DO NOT TELL your mom you saw it here...Thanks! =)

PS. When you reach the age of 18, I can tell you that those are indeed..yes..masculine sacs...hanging testicles..scottish eggs.

commoncritic said...

Some of your posts are homophobic and sexist...

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

commoncritic, you forgot "offensive"

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