Saturday, November 14, 2009



Glee is defined as: malicious satisfaction.

I'd NEVER watch it, even if Megan Fox begs me to watch it with her in the nude.

I'm sorry Megan, you lost me at "Glee"


Factoids ala Joberto:

If you like GLEE, then there is a(n):

1. 86% probability that you can't sing nor dance so you just watch it on TV and pretend to be like them.

Jobert rules!

2. 92% probability that you'd brag this in your Facebook or twitter. I mean, c'mon..who cares? It will only make you stupid. Who the hell cares man?

3. 80% chance that you have copied the way they dress up and how the characters sing. Honestly, its annoying.

4. 95% chance you are also a copycat.
There goes the country...

5. 100% chance that you are GAY. And when I say gay, its not gleefully happy gay. It's "i love edward cullen and twilight and shark boy" kind of gay

You "suck"

"Question: What's sicker than stepping on your own poo and loving it?

Answer: Watching glee with a smile on your face. "

Monday, November 2, 2009





First of all, she's not a tailor...
she's pretending to be a singer.

Second, she's not swift. She's really (sloth) slow.

Even in facebook!!!

If she was really swift, she would have avoided...or at least made a big comeback on Kanye.

Swallows are swift. (don't get funny ideas)
Sometimes, justice is swift too.. (outside the P.I.)

But Taylor?

Duh...What's happening?

She's tailored to be slow...

"Let me repeat... I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween: I see DUMB people instead of DEAD people.


It's that time of the year AGAIN..when people can legally make themselves look stupid. NOT COOL!

It's the time of the year wherein people dress up to be ghosts, zombies, politicians, etc. NOT COOL!

It's that time of the year again, when you hear people say "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" wait...
mejo i-analyze nga natin mabuti....NOT COOL!

That's what I don't get... Ano ba ang masaya or happy sa Halloween?
Yung mag costume ka?

Kids, let's analayze kung bakit "Happy" ang "Halloween":

Siguro nakuha yun sa mga Gay parade, kasi naka costume din sila..tapos diba, "Gay" also means happy?

Look! It's Mary Poppins!

2. By wearing costumes, may role-playing....Hmmmm....

Think before you do

3. Maybe its some sort of psychological therapy, parang make believe stuff. Like, you know that you'll never be like Superman or Spongebob, you'd dress up like them and for one night, people acknowledge you as the real deal. Parang ego boost na may kasamang schizophrenia.

4. Free candies, dahil walang pambili. No thank sa economy.

5. Legal mag make-up yung hindi makapag make-up. Lalo na yung mga "Metrosexuals
". Ginamit pa yung term na yun, eh alam naman natin kung ano sila.

ulol cats

I just hate it when people celebrate this demonic stuff.

C'mon, it's the holiday of the enemy!

It's Satan's holiday!

And yet you, people celebrate it?
one way ticket sa dagat-dagatang apoy. haha!

No wonder your kid looks good in that devil costume..

Man, Halloween is no's 100% trick.

(Treat sya sa nagbebenta ng costumes and nagbebenta ng candies)

I'm used to seeing people around me who make a fool out of themselves. Pero kapag Halloween, parang "stupid pa-cool-people convention."

"I think The Jehova's are the coolest people on earth... Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween because they believe anything that originated from a pagan holiday should not be celebrated by true Christians. Take that Pope Benedict!"

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