Wednesday, December 24, 2008

HAHA!

OH MY GONADS!!!


The best "christmas gift" for that Twilight Fanatic.


Better watch out Twilight fools..err fans...Since ABS-CBN bought the television rights for the stupidly insane novel series... No, not Narnia.

ABS-CBN is going to localize this so called "(s)hit". No, they will not be showing the movie dubbed in tagalog/filipino, but a local production of it will be done.


Filipino originality at it's best! haha!
(Actually it's a clear bandwagonning thing...more of a strike while the iron is hot kind of thing.
Can I strike your head?
)

Some twilight retard fanatics say this will just ruin the twilight story and original film. Umm, REALITY CHECK: actually it won't... You cannot ruin something that is already ruined!

It's crazy and yes, I do hate it.

It's like Carlos Agassi rapping and some wannabe rapper guy imitating how he raps.

I think this is a slap in the face for Twilight diehards (with or without brain).

I pity you guys and Gays...because y'all deserve it.

LOL.

"The best filipino vampire I ever saw on TV/movies was Redford white. The movie was "Darakula". He was tough, he was not afraid of the crucifix. I even have the poster below as proof that this movie was real. I remember eating balut inside the movie house in Quiapo when I first saw this masterpiece."

Redford is the only Vampire to use a crucifix, beat that!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

I HATE TWILIGHT PART 2

Simply CRAP



Save your life!
join:

Twilight sucks!!!

I HATE THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR FINGER!

An alternative to your Christmas Lantern???


Star shadows: Creatively stupid

What has the world come into?
First there was the chastity belt. Then there came Popping of collars, shutter shades, "jump" shots, Twilight, and now this?!


Tonette! I told you to clean your hands first!


I think my friends, that the world is indeed nearing it's end (year 2012).
Some people may see this as creative stuff or cool shit.
Honestly? It's not.


Summoning the mighty Zoltan!


The scenario:

Stupid1: It's a boring day and I'm tired of watching Lip gloss and Gossip gir and reading Twilight. How about we do something really productive, creative and cool?
Stupid2: How about lomo photography?
Stupid1: Hmm, That's cool. But I want something really different! Think..Think..
Stupid2: How about we go to Embassy and take pictures of us partying, just to let people know we know how to party and we party at the coolest spots!
Stupid1: Already did that, My Multiply site and Facebook site is full of it...
Stupid2: Ummm, how about we jump and take pictures of it?
Stupid1: I only do that when I'm on the beach, girl.
Stupid2: Yeah, me too. How about we go to Serendra and make tambay na lang?
Stupid1: That would do! Let's make tambay in Coffee Bean or Krispy Kreme and do people watching!
Stupid2: You're so galeng! Call up the girls, I'll bring my DSLR camera and while we make tambay there and watch the people, let's combine our fingers to make a star!
Stupid1: How do you do that? I used to do it with a rubber band! But with fingers?
Stupid2: You're so volleyball talaga! We combine our fingers to create a star! It's like a human parol! It's Christmas season remember? It's gonna be coolest!
Stupid1: Should I have my nails done first?
Stupid2: Good Idea! You're so galeng!

-END OF A CONVERSATION.. YOU JUST WASTED 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE-


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"Whenever I see people do this kind of shit, I feel like taking one. Looking at pictures like these is like being bukakked with stupid."

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