Wednesday, December 30, 2009


2010 is fast approaching

A new blog will launched next year.

Check it out next year!

Some info about the new blog:

1. if this blog is the north pole, the new blog will be the south pole.
2. if this blog is blue, the other one would be green.
3. if this blog is eat bulaga, the other would be wowowee.

Monday, December 28, 2009


I cannot believe this blog won an award..


"most annoying blogger

And I can't believe I'm doing this.

But since I was given an

Well I guess I'd have to do this.

First, I want to thank the

Girl With Glasses

who gave me this award.

Sometimes you just have to wonder, what if she takes her glasses off? Will her blog change its name automatically? I guess not, because we don't have that technology yet. And if you even thought of the answer, it only means you're stupid.

By accepting this award, few questions must be answered.
(Wow..I'm really doing this)
  1. Your hair? Bushy..
  2. Your Mother? Currently addicted to farmtown.
  3. Your Father? Does not know about this blog.
  4. Your favorite food? Sushi
  5. Your dream last night? I had a boxing match with Krista Ranillo (I lost)
  6. Your favorite drink? Water.
  7. Your dream/goal? To be your reality check.
  8. What room are you in? My command console center.
  9. Your hobbies? Blogging and People watching.
  10. Your fear? Chuck Norris.
  11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Inside your head.
  12. Where were you last night? stayed up all night looking for UFOs.
  13. Something that you aren't? A fan of twilight.
  14. Muffins? No. I am not your cat.
  15. Wish list item? Nuclear bomb.
  16. Where did you grow up? Quezon City.
  17. Last thing you did? Farted.
  18. What are you wearing? Nothing...but clothes.
  19. Your TV? Its
  20. Your Pets? I got 3 Dogs and 3 Marsupials.
  21. Friends? They love me..especially when Xmas is getting near.
  22. Your Life? excitingly boring.
  23. Your Mood? Hating on everything.
  24. Vehicle? A big white horse.
  25. Something you're not wearing? A bra...
  26. Your favorite store? Any..with pretty sales ladies.
  27. Your favorite color? Black and White.
  28. When was the last time you laughed? When I saw this big guy carrying her GF's bag.
  29. Last time you cried? When I thought of Chuck Norris.
  30. Your best friend? Pandoy.
  31. One place that I go to over and over? The washroom.
  32. Facebook? Still thinking if I have to create an account for this blog.
  33. Favorite place to eat? Table..with plates of course.
I am passing this award to the most educational blogger i have ever known...


Tuesday, December 22, 2009



No, I'm not talking about former president Ferdinand Marcos. Just like last year, the reasons still remain why I hate Santa Claus.

click HERE to go back in time.

i love my work

Just to add, here is another reason...

He is a perv.

sit still tommy..

Yes. Why would a stranger, an old guy who just appears only once a year obligate kids to sit on his lap just to get what they want?

People got mad at Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, but they never did complain about Santa.

Talk about being unfair.


He cheats.

daddy is in saudi...

Ever wonder about the history of the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" came about? It did happen to the creator of the song, Tommie Connor. No, it was not his was Santa. Yeah!

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa."

Friday, December 11, 2009

I hate it when you say "THE" Ateneo


*Para sa mga hindi marunong magbasa, basahin ulit yung nasa itaas ha..basahin ng mabuti* Nabasa mo na yung title? naintindihan mo?
Kung hindi pa, basahin mo ulit...
okay na? Understood na ba? Okay.. proceed below:

As per Wikipedia: The Ateneo de Manila University (also called "Ateneo de Manila" or simply "the Ateneo").

What is so simple in adding "the" before the name of your (to you, "the") school?

Common sense tells us that it's shorter and simpler if you just say "Ateneo"
Who are we kidding?

is already a fine institution which has produced the finest leaders in our country...

and his best friends: Czarina Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and Czaritso (sic) Mike Arroyo came from "the" Ateneo.

Jose P. Rizal is the most-famous and foremost Ateneo alumnus.
(o bawi ako ah!)

Beat that!
(You can't! Know why? Because your school does not have any "the" before it!)

***But by adding "THE" before the name of the school is like adding insult to injury. Just like what Wesley Gonzales did to that prick Mac Cardona back in the days when the Green Archer juggernaut got blocked 2 times in his attempt to win the game just before the buzzer.***

I use THE shampoo! And you don't!

So the question lingers:
Why add "THE" ???

Wala lang!

Just to separate "Us" from the rest of the population.

Heaven and earth
Pula at puti
Light and darkness
Eat Bulaga and Wowowee
and so on...

Jobert Balbastro thinks that it's crazy... simply, its "the" elitistic-ego-booster.

Let us analyze...

The statement 1: I am THE Man.

what it means:
1. Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer.
2. Term used to describe an individual who has achieved either a great accomplishment, or who is viewed as being an altogether good person.

Translation: "You suck"

The Statement 2: "I study in THE

what it means:
I study in the best damn school ever, which is Ateneo.

Translation: "You suck"

Okay, now I think you get the picture.

I just don't know where they got it. Even back in the 80's and even in the 90's, Ateneans did not put "The" before the name of the school.

I just hope they did not get it from the "rival" school "DLSU"

Guys, its NOT
"The La Salle University"
"De La Salle University"


"Have you heard about "THE" joke?
Why is THE sky blue?
Because God is an Atenean
Why is THE grass green?
It is created by God to step on."

jobertoholics around the world