Sunday, June 21, 2009

I HATE SANTINO - "May Bukas Pa"

I hate the kid...and the show...

Okay, I'll make up reasons why I hate the kid and the show.

1. His mouth is bigger than mine! - Chicks dig this, and I guess Santino beat me to the punch.
say "MANNA!"


2. When we take a vote on what to watch, I always lose..People at home want to watch this crap. I'm still praying for the day the character dies together with the show.Ventriloquist... NOT

3. It's a ripoff, yes he will die just like the original film they copied it from. "MARCELINO" wow...how original..haha!

he dies in the end, goes to heaven END OF STORY..now let me watch!

4. His name is too unique and bad ass!


Who names their kids ZAJIAN?

5. He attracts the finest women!!!


Partida na yan..supot pa yan.



"Jobert, you really have issues..this kid is so angelic...so innocent...so adorable and lovable! I think I love him already! Oh noh..I'm having my Michael-Jackson-syndrome again!"


Monday, June 15, 2009

I HATE THOSE "HEART" SHAPES

Heart sign.... Really now.. I thought the V sign and the star signs were disasters never to be outdone..but damn, I was wrong..


Parang TV shopping... "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"

Damn.

You'll never see me do this. I'd rather pull out my own heart, feed it to my dog than to be seen making heart shapes using my hands.

This is not cool. Nor it is human to do such an act. Emos do this. It's that simple.

okay..nasira na ang araw ko...

Also, you know why this ain't cool?

Reason: It's not even the REAL shape of a heart. If you want to be do something, do it right.


Plus I hate emo kids. Have to liquidate at least one orc a week.

Those damn orcs!


There are only 2 signs accepted by Jobert Balbastro and this blog:


Spock says: Spock you!


"Have a nice day" salute



"Humans are really creative! I only use my finger in picking my nose and when I finger my keyboard. Heck, that's the only thing I can get my fingers on...I love my keyboard."

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