Sunday, November 14, 2010

I hate marathons

This entry is long overdue..No thanks to my day job. Yes, I do have a day job and it keeps me busy. It's more like a distraction in my blogging life.

ANYWAY, let me just say this: 

Running is the new Badminton.

You know how I feel about Badminton right?

Generally, running/marathon aren't really that bad. I mean, it's just running. But add along details like: "It's cool, it's the in thing now" makes me want to run without any clothes on.

I'd rather ride a bike than run.

You know why people are so into running? 

It's not because that its healthy, nor because its endorsed by a showbiz personality, like Derek Ramsey (no relation to the Pharaoh). People are going gaga over just because they just want to brag and show off. It's true, you heard it here first.

These people run because:

1. Just to be cool: Take their pictures taking while running, then post it in their social network sites like facebook, multiply, myspace and if you're still a loser, friendster.

2.They can't dance the running man.

3. No skills in basketball, volleyball or any team sport. Just run, no skills needed.

4.Getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. Hey, this can be useful when that happens.


6. Just to check out chicks, or men wearing short shorts.

7. To meet celebrities like Pacquiao, Derek Ramsey and Nonoy Zuniga..well Nonoy was not running, he was just watching.


8. They can't swim and go to Boracay and brag it in their facebook accounts, so they just run and brag about it.

9. Just to show off their new kicks..specifically, running shoes.

10.A lousy excuse to eat yogurt AND LOOK COOL even though it tastes like cat piss.


So there you go, 10 reason why this running fad is so popular nowadays. 

AND ALSO THIS:

YOU FREAKING PAY JUST TO RUN. 
ISNT THAT STUPID? 

CHARITY? 
CHARITY PEMPENGCO MY A$$.

RUNNING WILL NOT SAVE THE PLANET

RUNNING WILL NOT GIVE US WORLD PEACE

RUNNING WILL NOT CLEAN THE PASIG RIVER


Till the next Blog entry..Being a busy person, I gotta run.
(YES, PUN INTENDED)


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