Monday, July 16, 2012

It's July 2012 and these are the things that I freaking hate right now:

1. Call me Maybe videos - Do I have to explain? Hey, I just saw you. That video is crazy, here's a duct tape, SO SHUT UP maybe?

2. "HBD" - Idiotically put as "Happy Birthday" People are so fucking lazy right now and they just put acronyms. Birthdays should be sacred and special and putting "HBD" will not cut it. It's like saying "Happy birthday and napilitan lang ako" -Another HBD meaning could be: Herpes Brings Death.

3. STOP putting #hashtags in your facebook status messages! - Damn. I don't get this. Tweets are different from facebook status messages. You look lame trying to be cool. #justhating.

4. Charice Pempengco - The hate level would be Charice>Bieber. Really!

5. PeTA - They tell you to stop killing animals.But what do they do if they can't handle the stray dogs/animals they have? They euthanize them. Assholes.

6. Please die if you talk 9gag. - If you use these words in your everyday life: "Me gusta, you don't say, seems legit, Impossibru!, One does not simply..(put your cool statement here), come at me bro, forever alone, etc." PLEASE DIE. 

7. 50 shades of Grey - You don't have to brag about reading it. We know you can read, but bragging your taste in reading is devastating. Why not read a Stephen Hawking book? or A Michiu Kaku book? What you read is bullshit and you brag about it. Everybody is going gaga, everybody is going crazy. It's fucking stupid. Remember: ANYTHING connected or related with Twilight automatically sucks. 

If you love 50 shades of Grey, I hope your stalker gets you.

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