Damn I hate clowns!
Since I was a kid, I have been terrorized by clowns.
Everything about them, I hate.
The laugh, the nose, the color their skin and hair and especially the way they look at you. You just don't know if they'll be making you laugh, or they'll be stabbing you at the back.
Let me break it down to you:
1. The laugh- It's just creepy as hell. Combine the laugh of a hyena and a witch getting satisfied by her own black cat. That's how their laugh sounds like.
2. The nose- Clowns do not deserve to wear a red nose. Only Rudolph does.
3. The white makeup- They look ghostly with it. And nobody likes it.
This is not a tomato.
4. The hair - Very unpredictable..They make Dennis Rodman look like an amateur!
Watch out for that laser gun!
5. Big liars - They lie big time, they may smile and feel happy for you, but in reality, they want to chew off your ear!
6. They have crazy names - Bozo, Bobo, Doink, Dink, Flunky, Pogo, Krusty and Payaso.
Come to papa...
7. Clowns are evil - Remember this SCENE from Poltergeist?
If you love clowns,
it only means you're a clown!
it only means you're a clown!
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
