I HATE THOSE 2010 POLITICAL ADS!

2010 Presidentiable wannabes:

I HATE YOUR POLITICAL ADS!

Damn I hate that Mar Roxas political Ad!

Who do they think they are fooling?

Those are theater actors! Well, some of 'em.

If you want to make an ad "realistic", use REAL people!

Gayahin nyo si National Artist Carlo J. Caparas! HAHA!

Topless with my hardtop down..cruisin...

I wonder who your campaign manager is...just wondering, I do not want to be him or her.
Just like his commercial before,
"Mr Palengke"-- the fat lady there is a theater actress!

I feel insulted by the commercial.

It's like getting bukakked with stupid.

Typical Trapo commercial... Drama shit, Full of BS..

Hey, MAR.. I'M SICK OF IT. The style?
Use what I call "The Filipino Weakness" So what is it?

It's old people, and a small kid and drama in a palengke setting.

Parang Wowowee lang.

"Wag kayo matakot..Lalaban tayo..."
What a stupid tagline.

Better taglines for him include:
"Kung corrupt ka, ikukulong kita!" or this:

"PUTANG INA!"

shocked

If you feel his political ad strikes you and touches your heart....
then I pity you.

May Zeus' lightning strike you...in the ass.

I said ass...not head...mmmm...ass..

Damn Trapo...

Speaking of TRAPO...

How about Manny Villar's commercial?
It's too orangey for me.

Kala ko Sunkist commercial eh.

eto po ang Aga Muhlach ng Tondo..

I like his Voltes V commercial more.

The new one he has...well "akala ko maganda..ang panget pala!"

the style?

Target the youth, use a song from a band. And use the color orange.
And then add a little "that's my boy" pose.

Sorry, you won't get my vote...

Unless reroute a hi-way en to our home so we can get paid..just like you did. =) Damn..you missed my house by this much!

Why can't his commercials be like..err..Bayani Fernando's?

maginoo pero mejo bastos

BORING!
BUT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!

HOHOHO!

Roll out!

WHERE THE HELL IS EDDIE GIL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

Winning tagline: "Babayaran ko ang utang ng Pilipinas"

"I don't know what to say...I'm too distracted..Damn that Lady Gaga..."

I HATE YOUR PLAID SHORTS

Even with tats, you still look gay

After the introduction of popped collars and shutter shades..here comes a new one. Ladies and gentlemen...welcome another GAYdom abomination...

PLAID SHORTS

I have seen it, you have seen it and it's official..it's here!

Plaid is so gay that it makes you step on yourself for no reason at all

Fellas, c'mon... PLAID is made ONLY for women and for Scotsmen.
If you have a vagina or if you blow pipes like a scotsmen, then go ahead, wear plaid shorts/skirt.

Plaid: made for women

I've seen TV personalities who wear Plaid shorts already. And they are all gay. Some guy named Jericho Rosales, Piolo Pascual, Sam Milby and our favorite Gary V. (for the record, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC).

ooops

Save yourselves and save your face.

MEN, STOP WEARING PLAID.

If you can't help it, just wear it inside your room wherein nobody will be able to see it.

Plaid: When gays bust-a-move

"With PLAID, You won't get LAID."
-Jobert Balbastro

Women on plaid: Manna from heaven

"I wear plaid briefs and I know women will love it! The only problem is they have no opportunity to see it as I like the lights turned off."