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Showing posts with label carry handbag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carry handbag. Show all posts
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Monday, April 5, 2010
Hating on: Pink shirt + your GF's handbag
And when you thought you have seen the worst... you get to see this abomination:
Fellas, c'mon..stop this foolishness.
It's not nice, proper, cool to carry your girlfriend's handbag. Remember my post before?
It looks like this guy hasn't read my blog.
His loss since this is the most educational blog in the net today.
PINK SHIRT+CARRYING YOUR GF's BAG = DISASTER
Good thing he didn't pop his collar, I would've stuck something sharp like a pen or a knife on both of my eyes just so not to see this prime example of failure of failures.
"I honestly thought penitensya was over.. I guess not. Now I have to stare at this picture for 6 hours and cry like a baby."
Friday, February 20, 2009
I Hate it when you carry your girlfriend's handbag!
There is nothing (well, not really) that I loathe more than seeing men carry their Girlfriend's handbag.
First of all, it's not being a gentleman. Believe me, women have used this propaganda to enslave the masculine race. I may sound like a chauvinistic pig, but this is reality. I'd rather be called a pig than be a liar. (yes!)
This image has brought new meaning to "Iron Man"
Fellas, are you familiar with this line:
"Be a gentleman and carry my bag, please?"
Gets 'em every time!
Reality Check: Carrying your GF's handbag will NOT make you a gentleman. It won't even make you look good. Your friends will laugh at you. Your dog will disown you. And people you do not even know will look at you with pity.
Trust me, with matching pink-popped-collared shirt. You could be mistaken as the next Carson Kressley, Thom Filicia or Jai Rodriguez.
Heck, even without the pink shirt on, you'd still look gay with a capital G...More like "G" as in Gago.
Add a handbag to your "accessory" and you're a certified H-sexual.
Ladies, if you can't carry your own bag. Just don't bring any. You'll only make your boyfriend look weak: the failure of failures, the weakest weakling, the softest cotton. You do get the picture I suppose... Sure, treat your men like slaves, but not in public. Give him the respect he needs..err deserves even for just a few minutes or at least when you go out and date. Siya naman ang magbabayad ng kakainin nyo eh dba?
Free Men from slavery!
Since the beginning of time (well, not really), women have been clamoring for equality: The right to vote, gender equality and empowerment of women (not in the Spice Girls kind). But having your girl, carry her bag for you IN PUBLIC is not a good idea. There is no equality here. This is blatant slavery and oppression. Women, you have your own space in the MRT and We don't, so stop having men carry your bag and stop riding with us in the MRT!
"I remember the time when I had this girlfriend, she would always forcibly make me carry her Luwi Vattong handbag. I felt proud before because I have never held such an expensive bag. After a few months, I found out the bag was fake. What broke my heart was when I found out my Girlfriend was also fake."
First of all, it's not being a gentleman. Believe me, women have used this propaganda to enslave the masculine race. I may sound like a chauvinistic pig, but this is reality. I'd rather be called a pig than be a liar. (yes!)
This image has brought new meaning to "Iron Man"Fellas, are you familiar with this line:
"Be a gentleman and carry my bag, please?"
Gets 'em every time!
Reality Check: Carrying your GF's handbag will NOT make you a gentleman. It won't even make you look good. Your friends will laugh at you. Your dog will disown you. And people you do not even know will look at you with pity.
Trust me, with matching pink-popped-collared shirt. You could be mistaken as the next Carson Kressley, Thom Filicia or Jai Rodriguez.
Heck, even without the pink shirt on, you'd still look gay with a capital G...More like "G" as in Gago.
Add a handbag to your "accessory" and you're a certified H-sexual.Ladies, if you can't carry your own bag. Just don't bring any. You'll only make your boyfriend look weak: the failure of failures, the weakest weakling, the softest cotton. You do get the picture I suppose... Sure, treat your men like slaves, but not in public. Give him the respect he needs..err deserves even for just a few minutes or at least when you go out and date. Siya naman ang magbabayad ng kakainin nyo eh dba?
Free Men from slavery!Since the beginning of time (well, not really), women have been clamoring for equality: The right to vote, gender equality and empowerment of women (not in the Spice Girls kind). But having your girl, carry her bag for you IN PUBLIC is not a good idea. There is no equality here. This is blatant slavery and oppression. Women, you have your own space in the MRT and We don't, so stop having men carry your bag and stop riding with us in the MRT!
"I would rather carry sacks of Rice or sacks of Horse shit than carry a woman's handbag."--Jobert Balbastro
"I remember the time when I had this girlfriend, she would always forcibly make me carry her Luwi Vattong handbag. I felt proud before because I have never held such an expensive bag. After a few months, I found out the bag was fake. What broke my heart was when I found out my Girlfriend was also fake."
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