I hate Chris Tiu

I know..I know...

Probabaly after reading the title, you'd think and ask... 

"Bakit si CHRIS TIU PA?"

The answer: "Coz I can."

   TEN SEKANDS!

There is so much to hate on Chris Tiu. Behind the chinky eyes, goody goody look and his suckadorable smile, there is still something you can hate or I can hate for that matter.

1. His voice - I honestly wish that Chris Tiu gets circumcised immediately. Its way overdue. But I do understand if its a cultural thing if he won't. That's one thing this writer would respect.  Really.

2. He hates porn - Allegedly, he does. Which is crazy. He looks like a dick. Tryin to be cool and clean? Hypocrisy ladies and gentlemen. I think I know why he hates porn. HE had a cameo appearance in that I love you BheBhe scandal a few years back. Yes. Along with other players. No, he was not the one who made the video. No nudity as well. It was just a mixed up tape with him inside it. Partying and Makati I guess.

3.He is a poster boy for everything - Gaddam..Really.

4. He is a softy -  I remember Chris Tiu got banged up by Dennis Espino in one PBA game. He got injured. Hey, but that's okay. The problem is he was yapping it up on TV.  Even hollering at Dennis not to do it again. Grow  a pair will you?

5. FLOP - If you happen to have a life and follow the UAAP and the PBA or even Smar Gilas for that matter, and if you have at least 10% Basketball IQ and knowledge, you would never doubt and disagree the statement that Chris Tiu is a flopper. 

His/Her flopping style is VERY different from other PBA players who flop-a-lot like: Ronald Tubid (The King of Flop or the Fearless Flop), Jimmy Alapag (The Mighty Flop), Paul Artadi (Lightning Flop), and La Tenorio (THE A Flop).

OH SHIT I FORGOT..THIS GUY IS ALSO AN ACTOR.

YOU LOVE JAMES YAP! I HATE JAMES YAP!

Yes, I hate James Yap.

You love him because he is gwapo and he is a talented basketball player;
I hate him because he is the epitome of "hype" and the "media's conditioning".

OVERRATED!

You love him because he had "Hope"
I hate him because he got caught with "Hope"! haha!

(thank you PEP for the image, I do not hate you....yet.)

I hate James Yap because he is called the Big Bird
I hate James Yap because there is only one Big Bird!

This post is brought to you by the Letter "H". Which coincidentally starts with the word "Hope, Hoe and Harlot"

You love him because he is your MVP. I hate him because he won the award with some "little help" from his wife. You love him because he is Kris Aquino's husband. I hate him because he is Kris Aquino's husband. You love him because he is a better basketball player than anyone in the league. (debatable! I think Mark Andaya is the best PBA player right now)
I hate him because he runs faster than me!
You love him because he kicks good. I hate him because he runs good!

See James Run

You love James Yap because you think he is the ICON of the PBA. I hate James Yap because there will be a new logo for the PBA.

This new logo kicks ass!

I hate James Yap that I'd rather watch Tasya Fantasya, Payaso and Last 2 minutes for a whole month inside a dark room with Madame Auring serving me popcorn....in the nude.