First, it does not make you cool, it makes you look like something else.. (CLUE: D_MB)

Second, when you drive and when you walk, you can't even see the road!!!
What is the point?
The point is..you are stupid.
Third, they were only cool when they were first released (80's), just like the Eraserheads.(errr..90s)

Fourth, it makes you look like her.
ONLY KANYE WEST IS LEGAL TO WEAR
SHUTTER SHADES.
SHUTTER SHADES.

HE MAKES THEM LOOK COOL
AND YOU ARE NOT KANYE WEST.
