I HATE THE BORACAY SAND CASTLE

I HATE
THE BORACAY SAND CASTLE

I may be cute, but a destroyed sand castle is cuter!

99.97% of people who go to Boracay or have been to Boracay, have in their possession: The picture of The Famous Boracay Sand castle. Yes, the one you see inside your friend's myspace, friendster. multiply or facebook account.

We are cool!

Yes!
Your friend has this pic in his/her profile and that makes him/her cool.
NOT!

The white note reads: Do not touch...but it does not say, do not piss.

It's pathetic. Sand Castle...duh.
I'd rather spend my leisure time at the beach taking care of green turtles than making a sand castle. And don't ask for donations from people getting their picture taken with your errr house made out of sand!

Get a life! Go save some whales, dolphins or corals! Do not waste your time making castles!

Faster Ivanhoe! The barbarians are coming!

But wait, It's "THE" BORACAY SAND CASTLE!

So what?

Sorry to break the news, it's not special!

No kings nor queens, no prince charming, no knights, no maidens...NO MAIDENS!

No drawbridge, and possibly no moat with alligators swimming in it.

BORING.

Not like these works of art:

My Dad is gonna kill me......after he gets out.

CIA: Who smiles, dies.

So..Ibong Adarna is no legend after all.

I see my purpose..my mission for the coming months...
I'll go over there this summer, and I will bring my weapon of choice on how to destroy this castle.

There is no spoon...

and this is how I am going to do it.



Why? you ask me?

Because there is only ONE castle that belongs to the beach.
And this is "THE" Best Sandcastle I've ever seen.

World record: built in just less than a second.

So what's good about it?

THESE SAND CASTLES
ARE MADE TO BE DESTROYED!

When I grow up, I wanna be King Kong!

I'd rather juggle 3 live sea urchins while singing the macarena in public than be seen with this Boracay Sand Castle.

THERE IS ONLY ONE CASTLE
I RESPECT AND ADMIRE,
AND IT'S NOT A SAND CASTLE.

IT'S CAMELOT!

Sorry, this is not the one where Sean Connery aka. King Arthur bangs her wife Guinevere.

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ME,
I DO NOT CARE!!!
JUST LIKE THE REFEREE IN THAT
"the" ATENEO - DLSU UAAP FINALS.

YOU LOVE JAMES YAP! I HATE JAMES YAP!

Yes, I hate James Yap.

You love him because he is gwapo and he is a talented basketball player;
I hate him because he is the epitome of "hype" and the "media's conditioning".

OVERRATED!

You love him because he had "Hope"
I hate him because he got caught with "Hope"! haha!

(thank you PEP for the image, I do not hate you....yet.)

I hate James Yap because he is called the Big Bird
I hate James Yap because there is only one Big Bird!

This post is brought to you by the Letter "H". Which coincidentally starts with the word "Hope, Hoe and Harlot"

You love him because he is your MVP. I hate him because he won the award with some "little help" from his wife. You love him because he is Kris Aquino's husband. I hate him because he is Kris Aquino's husband. You love him because he is a better basketball player than anyone in the league. (debatable! I think Mark Andaya is the best PBA player right now)
I hate him because he runs faster than me!
You love him because he kicks good. I hate him because he runs good!

See James Run

You love James Yap because you think he is the ICON of the PBA. I hate James Yap because there will be a new logo for the PBA.

This new logo kicks ass!

I hate James Yap that I'd rather watch Tasya Fantasya, Payaso and Last 2 minutes for a whole month inside a dark room with Madame Auring serving me popcorn....in the nude.