I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

I DON'T LIKE HER.

"kids"


TAYLOR SWIFT...

First of all, she's not a tailor...
she's pretending to be a singer.

Second, she's not swift. She's really (sloth) slow.

Even in facebook!!!


If she was really swift, she would have avoided...or at least made a big comeback on Kanye.

Swallows are swift. (don't get funny ideas)
Sometimes, justice is swift too.. (outside the P.I.)

But Taylor?

Duh...What's happening?


She's tailored to be slow...

"Let me repeat... I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!"

I HATE YOUR SHUTTER SHADES!!!

Shutter Shades is the next stupidest fad/"fashion statement" I have ever seen, next to getting your collar popped..







First, it does not make you cool, it makes you look like something else.. (CLUE: D_MB)




Second, when you drive and when you walk, you can't even see the road!!!
What is the point?
The point is..you are stupid.



Third, they were only cool when they were first released (80's), just like the Eraserheads.(errr..90s)

Fourth, it makes you look like her.

A SLUT

ONLY KANYE WEST IS LEGAL TO WEAR
SHUTTER SHADES.

HE MAKES THEM LOOK COOL

AND YOU ARE NOT KANYE WEST.