It's July 2012 and these are the things that I freaking hate right now:

1. Call me Maybe videos - Do I have to explain? Hey, I just saw you. That video is crazy, here's a duct tape, SO SHUT UP maybe?

2. "HBD" - Idiotically put as "Happy Birthday" People are so fucking lazy right now and they just put acronyms. Birthdays should be sacred and special and putting "HBD" will not cut it. It's like saying "Happy birthday and napilitan lang ako" -Another HBD meaning could be: Herpes Brings Death.

3. STOP putting #hashtags in your facebook status messages! - Damn. I don't get this. Tweets are different from facebook status messages. You look lame trying to be cool. #justhating.


4. Charice Pempengco - The hate level would be Charice>Bieber. Really!


5. PeTA - They tell you to stop killing animals.But what do they do if they can't handle the stray dogs/animals they have? They euthanize them. Assholes.

6. Please die if you talk 9gag. - If you use these words in your everyday life: "Me gusta, you don't say, seems legit, Impossibru!, One does not simply..(put your cool statement here), come at me bro, forever alone, etc." PLEASE DIE. 


7. 50 shades of Grey - You don't have to brag about reading it. We know you can read, but bragging your taste in reading is devastating. Why not read a Stephen Hawking book? or A Michiu Kaku book? What you read is bullshit and you brag about it. Everybody is going gaga, everybody is going crazy. It's fucking stupid. Remember: ANYTHING connected or related with Twilight automatically sucks. 

If you love 50 shades of Grey, I hope your stalker gets you.

What I hate 2008

THE HATE OF 2008

1. Twilight -Overhyped and Overrated..result? Disappointment.

2. James Yap - Stop running MR. Overrated. And just like his wife, he has this attitude problem.

Where is Kris when I need her??

3. Shutter Shades - You are not Kanye West.

4. Those crazy scarves! aka shemagh- Yasser Arafat will bomb your house..that is if he was still alive.

You wear a scarf..I bomb your house.

5. "Always be my baby" by David Cook- Stop it already, please.

6. The Boston Celtics and their Bandwagon fans - A real fan huh? So who was the team's starting 5 before KG jumped ship?

A blow by blow coverage of KG

7. Sarah Palin- she's hot, but I hate her. But she's hot...

8. EMO kids- With the bangs covering one eye, and with "depression" smell in the air. I never would have thought being depressed was "cool".

Not in the face, but in the gonads!

9. Gossip Girl - Trying hard to be like Laguna Beach..never heard? go figure.

10. Shisha- Not cool. You look like that caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland. Woopee!

"One puff, Alice. One won't hurt" --Peer pressure

11. Lebron James - Media's favorite, every bandwagon fan's favorite "King".

The "king" let down the robe.

12. Gabriel Valenciano- Who the hell is he? Gary V.'s son. You know what? I hate your dad too.

Quezon City Circle pose.

13. Rayver Cruz- The name alone is the green light for haterdom.

Why Shaina? Why?

14. The hosts of Wowowee- Please..stop...shouting!
15. Boracay/Embassy/Ascend gimik showoff pics - And how did you get it? Oh...by guest list..lol.
16. Lomography/Fish eye- Overrated, not cool. It will not make you artsy, you fartsy.
17. Britney Spears - Stop playing her songs in the radio! Please! Or imma hit you one more time!
18. Santa Claus- The God of greed and materialism! He's not even real!

19 "Jump shots" - Be it in the beach, office or in the club, this will never be cool!

20. Freddie Roach- Why? Because he said this: “In a perfect world, I would like to see him fight Ricky Hatton and then Floyd Mayweather Jr. and then I would like to see Manny retire, and become President of the Philippines.”--Okay, Freddie...

"Show me the Manny! Show me the Manny!"

"When it rained last December 31, it did not stop me from lighting firerworks! I was still able to make paputok. Pinutok ko sa loob! I was able to set a sawa inside the house and I was able to drive out not only the evil spirits, but also the residents of our house! Beat that!"

I HATE YOUR SHUTTER SHADES!!!

Shutter Shades is the next stupidest fad/"fashion statement" I have ever seen, next to getting your collar popped..







First, it does not make you cool, it makes you look like something else.. (CLUE: D_MB)




Second, when you drive and when you walk, you can't even see the road!!!
What is the point?
The point is..you are stupid.



Third, they were only cool when they were first released (80's), just like the Eraserheads.(errr..90s)

Fourth, it makes you look like her.

A SLUT

ONLY KANYE WEST IS LEGAL TO WEAR
SHUTTER SHADES.

HE MAKES THEM LOOK COOL

AND YOU ARE NOT KANYE WEST.

I HATE "ÜBER "

I am sick and tired of seeing and hearing people using and abusing the word "ÜBER". It makes me want to put honey all over my nude body and go the zoo and punch a big grizzly bear in the face.

These people don't even know what it means, do you know what it means? Of course you don't! You conniving-ignorant-social groupie!

Let me educate ye about this overly used and abused word. (the internet will educate you through me, I'll be an instrument of education. (call me Mr. Sesame Street later...)

The word "ÜBER" comes from Germany, yes the country that was made famous by Mr. Adolf Hitler, Michael Schumacher, German Franks, Beer and the Red Baron.

What does it mean:
It means "above" in German. Delivered in the groupie world during the early 80's by an American punk band, called The Dead Kennedys when using the term in the anti-Californian government song "California Uber Alles", which is a take off the German motto of "Deustchland Uber Alles", which translates to "Germany above all."

Originally meant to be "above" or "over" now, it has been mutated to mean "really" , "very" or "super".

So when you see people use this word, like when TV hosts blurt it out on TV: “Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition 2, ÜBER!” you can now shout in front of the TV and say "Bitch! You don't even know what it means!" Plus you can add "Fuck, because of this, I have to read this very educational blog just to know what you mean by the word uber!"

*Reseach: 98% of Filipinos think that the word Über is actually bisaya for "over". Makes you want to think about when people blurt out "Magtagalog ka, wag ka mag German.." Hmm, is Adolph Hitler really the son of Jose Rizal? Why do they have the similar haircut?

The Answer:

NO, stupid. Hitler is an Austrian, later became a German after drinking beer. Plus you can see in the picture that Jose Rizal does not have any moustache! Hello?


Going back... (mejo nahilo ako dun ha), Using the word "Über" will not make you "cool" or "in". It will NOT make you look like Mariel Rodriguez.


So stop using the Überly used Über because I will have to Überly break your neck and I will have to Überly stomp on your Überly ugly face.

Because I Überly hate it!!! Okay?


I hope you Überly understood.