I HATE CRANE GAMES

WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU KIDDING?

Hating on: Pink shirt + your GF's handbag

And when you thought you have seen the worst... you get to see this abomination:

Fellas, c'mon..stop this foolishness.

It's not nice, proper, cool to carry your girlfriend's handbag.  Remember my post before?

It looks like this guy hasn't read my blog. 

His loss since this is the most educational blog in the net today.

PINK SHIRT+CARRYING YOUR GF's BAG = DISASTER

Good thing he didn't pop his collar, I would've stuck something sharp like a pen or a knife on both of my eyes just so not to see this prime example of failure of failures.

"I honestly thought penitensya was over.. I guess not. Now I have to stare at this picture for 6 hours and cry like a baby."

I HATE THAT THING ON YOUR NECK

Even Emos get to wear em!

No, it's not your dead skin building up (Libag). It's your "color oriented" Neck Accessory.

Do you know what it's called?

It's a Keffiyeh also known as Shemagh.

It's not just the latest thing in fashion, it's also the latest eye sore.
Next to Pink shirts, Popped collars, and our favorite Shutter Shades.

So what is it?
Why are you wearing it?
Oh, you didn't know?
It figures, I can see you wearing that Che Guevara shirt. Do you even know who the guy is?

Correct! He is the brother or Tootsie! What a genius!

Let's go back to the uncool fashion storm that has hit the country like Katrina hit the US.

It's a SHEMAGH, Keffiyeh or your "stupid fashion statement" (So tell me, is this statement "I AM A MORON WHO WANT TO BE COOL"? )

People, read and learn...

It was Traditionally worn by Palestinian peasants, the keffiyeh became a symbol of

Palestinian nationalism during the Arab Revolt of the 1930...Increased sympathy and activism by certain Westerners toward Palestinians in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict in the years of the Oslo Peace Accords and Second Intifada haveled to the wearing of keffiyehs as a sign of their solidarity with Palestine and the Palestinian people....

But now, some individuals wear them to be hip. Even if our country is so hot like pandesal left inside the compartment of your car. Or to be cool and to be like their idolized stars.

go watch your own sex tape!

Before, it was your Fauxhawk, now this? I should murder you already.

Can I whip your hip? and put some reality in your illusional coolness?

Can I simply strangle you with it?

Reality is this, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. call center guy, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Gay guy, it's not cool
Hey, Mr. Self proclaimed fashionista, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Me-too, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Copycat, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Wannabe-trendsetter, it's not cool.

FAIL!

ONLY ONE GUY CAN WEAR A SCARF AND BE COOL

Cool as ice baby!

As for the Keffiyeh or Shemagh, Only one guy is cool in wearing this.

If you wear that in your concert, we will riot.

No, it's not Chris Brown.

BUT THIS GUY:

Yasser!

Too bad he's dead.

So what do I want you to wear? (nothing really)
I recommend a better neck accessory.
It will surely make you look like your're above everyone else.

Maybe it's time you hang out.