I HATE THOSE "HEART" SHAPES

Heart sign.... Really now.. I thought the V sign and the star signs were disasters never to be outdone..but damn, I was wrong..

Parang TV shopping... "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"

Damn.

You'll never see me do this. I'd rather pull out my own heart, feed it to my dog than to be seen making heart shapes using my hands.

This is not cool. Nor it is human to do such an act. Emos do this. It's that simple.

okay..nasira na ang araw ko...

Also, you know why this ain't cool?

Reason: It's not even the REAL shape of a heart. If you want to be do something, do it right.

Plus I hate emo kids. Have to liquidate at least one orc a week.

Those damn orcs!

There are only 2 signs accepted by Jobert Balbastro and this blog:

Spock says: Spock you!

"Have a nice day" salute

"Humans are really creative! I only use my finger in picking my nose and when I finger my keyboard. Heck, that's the only thing I can get my fingers on...I love my keyboard."

I HATE THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR FINGER!

An alternative to your Christmas Lantern???

Star shadows: Creatively stupid

What has the world come into?
First there was the chastity belt. Then there came Popping of collars, shutter shades, "jump" shots, Twilight, and now this?!

Tonette! I told you to clean your hands first!

I think my friends, that the world is indeed nearing it's end (year 2012).
Some people may see this as creative stuff or cool shit.
Honestly? It's not.

Summoning the mighty Zoltan!

The scenario:

Stupid1: It's a boring day and I'm tired of watching Lip gloss and Gossip gir and reading Twilight. How about we do something really productive, creative and cool?
Stupid2: How about lomo photography?
Stupid1: Hmm, That's cool. But I want something really different! Think..Think..
Stupid2: How about we go to Embassy and take pictures of us partying, just to let people know we know how to party and we party at the coolest spots!
Stupid1: Already did that, My Multiply site and Facebook site is full of it...
Stupid2: Ummm, how about we jump and take pictures of it?
Stupid1: I only do that when I'm on the beach, girl.
Stupid2: Yeah, me too. How about we go to Serendra and make tambay na lang?
Stupid1: That would do! Let's make tambay in Coffee Bean or Krispy Kreme and do people watching!
Stupid2: You're so galeng! Call up the girls, I'll bring my DSLR camera and while we make tambay there and watch the people, let's combine our fingers to make a star!
Stupid1: How do you do that? I used to do it with a rubber band! But with fingers?
Stupid2: You're so volleyball talaga! We combine our fingers to create a star! It's like a human parol! It's Christmas season remember? It's gonna be coolest!
Stupid1: Should I have my nails done first?
Stupid2: Good Idea! You're so galeng!

-END OF A CONVERSATION.. YOU JUST WASTED 2 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE-

Checkout the shoes!

"Whenever I see people do this kind of shit, I feel like taking one. Looking at pictures like these is like being bukakked with stupid."