I HATE FRIENDSTER

Not really though, I just want to let you know, that I finally have a facebook account. 

CLICK HERE TO ACCESS MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT 

AND BE A JOBERTOMANIAC!

Hating on: Pink shirt + your GF's handbag

And when you thought you have seen the worst... you get to see this abomination:

Fellas, c'mon..stop this foolishness.

It's not nice, proper, cool to carry your girlfriend's handbag.  Remember my post before?

It looks like this guy hasn't read my blog. 

His loss since this is the most educational blog in the net today.

PINK SHIRT+CARRYING YOUR GF's BAG = DISASTER

Good thing he didn't pop his collar, I would've stuck something sharp like a pen or a knife on both of my eyes just so not to see this prime example of failure of failures.

"I honestly thought penitensya was over.. I guess not. Now I have to stare at this picture for 6 hours and cry like a baby."

I HATE YOUR "LIST"

Simply stupid and selfish. I assume that this was made by girls who wanted their men to be their slaves. 

SORRY, It won't work for me! 

And guys, beware! Don't fall to this trap that you need to be the man they say you should be. 

BE YOURSELF!

Let's break down the list...

You're a lucky girl when you man:

1. FOLLOWS YOU WHEN YOU WALK OUT - What the? When you walk out, don't expect real men to follow you! Do a Talk n Text walk out and you'd get what you deserve. No, you don't get a fine of 1 million bucks, you just get to realize what a bad move it was since no sane guy will follow you.


2. CALLS YOU BACK WHEN YOU HANG UP - The question here is WHY? Why will men call you up when you hung up on them? So you can do it again? We ain't stupid.

3. HUGS YOU TIGHT WHEN YOU PUNCH HIM - Ain't this stupid? The only thing that will hug you when you punch me is a lawsuit! Or I'd let my sister who is a black belter in Shin to pain kungfu punch you in the face.


4. KISSES YOU WHEN YOU NAG - Nope.. Men, do not kiss your girlfriends when they nag. They may like it and nag even more!

5. WATCHES CHICK FLICKS WITH YOU , TOLERATES YOUR CRYING OVER LOVE STORIES- Okay..watch Basketball, Wrestling, Action films with Chuck Norris with us first, THEN we will watch you stupid chick flicks...Wait, since they are called chick flicks, they're only for chicks!


6. HANDS YOU THE REMOTE - For what?? The remote is no vibrator!


7. PASSES ON BOOZE NIGHT JUST TO LISTEN TO YOUR RANTING - Ladies, do not be fooled, we would only pass booze night only..and only if we do not have money.


8. KNOWS HOW TO SAY "I`M SORRY" AND ALWAYS TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU". - I know how to do that... "I'M SORRY for reading this crap of a list..and I think I'd go back to my trusted BOOZE and say "I LOVE YOU to her". --Happy now????

"NOW WE CAN SAY, MEN ARE SELDOM MADE...SORT OF LIMITED EDITION" -  Yes..Men who would follow this pile of shit are seldom made alright! I tell you, this list is a disaster. It's sexist and it offends men! hehehe...

 "Feminism is the product of female selfishness, compounded by male chivalry."

I hate it when you overuse the word "MUCH"

Kids nowadays...and mga pa conyo kids nowadays, use the word "much" excessively.  I just want to take out all the keys of my keyboard, and pin them all on my forehead whenever I see people use "much" this way:

Happy much?

Excited much?

in love much?

crazy much?

Intelligent much?

Sleepy much?

Hungy much?

So full much?

Tired much?

Funny much?

rude much?

speak english much?

not cool much?

Annoying much?

wanna break your neck much?

I cannot take it much?

This is so uncool much?

Conyo kids can kiss my ass much?

F*CK THIS MUCH!

"This has to end..this is too much!"

I HATE THAT CLOWN!

Damn I hate clowns! 

Since I was a kid, I have been terrorized by clowns. 

Everything about them, I hate. 

The laugh, the nose, the color their skin and hair and especially the way they look at you. You just don't know if they'll be making you laugh, or they'll be stabbing you at the back.

Let me break it down to you:

1. The laugh- It's just creepy as hell. Combine the laugh of a hyena and a witch getting satisfied by her own black cat. That's how their laugh sounds like.

2. The nose- Clowns do not deserve to wear a red nose. Only Rudolph does.

3. The white makeup- They look ghostly with it. And nobody likes it.

 This is not a tomato.

4. The hair - Very unpredictable..They make Dennis Rodman look like an amateur!

Watch out for that laser gun!

5. Big liars - They lie big time, they may smile and feel happy for you, but in reality, they want to chew off your ear!

6. They have crazy names - Bozo, Bobo, Doink, Dink, Flunky, Pogo, Krusty and Payaso.

 Come to papa...

7. Clowns are evil - Remember this SCENE from Poltergeist?

If you love clowns,
it only means you're a clown!

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

THE ALTER-BLOG

Do not forget to visit the alter blog from time to time.

CHECK OUT THE REALITY: 
I LOVE WHAT YOU HATE!

"I'm a lover, not a fighter" 

NEW YEAR...NEW BLOG...

2010 is fast approaching

A new blog will launched next year.

Check it out next year!

Some info about the new blog:

1. if this blog is the north pole, the new blog will be the south pole.
2. if this blog is blue, the other one would be green.
3. if this blog is eat bulaga, the other would be wowowee.

OVER THE TOP AWARD

I cannot believe this blog won an award..

the

"most annoying blogger"

And I can't believe I'm doing this.

But since I was given an award..

Well I guess I'd have to do this.

First, I want to thank the

Girl With Glasses

who gave me this award.

Sometimes you just have to wonder, what if she takes her glasses off? Will her blog change its name automatically? I guess not, because we don't have that technology yet. And if you even thought of the answer, it only means you're stupid.

By accepting this award, few questions must be answered.
(Wow..I'm really doing this)

1. Your hair? Bushy..
   
2. Your Mother? Currently addicted to farmtown.
   
3. Your Father? Does not know about this blog.
   
4. Your favorite food? Sushi
   
5. Your dream last night? I had a boxing match with Krista Ranillo (I lost)
   
6. Your favorite drink? Water.
   
7. Your dream/goal? To be your reality check.
   
8. What room are you in? My command console center.
   
9. Your hobbies? Blogging and People watching.
   
10. Your fear? Chuck Norris.
    
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Inside your head.
    
12. Where were you last night? stayed up all night looking for UFOs.
    
13. Something that you aren't? A fan of twilight.
    
14. Muffins? No. I am not your cat.
    
15. Wish list item? Nuclear bomb.
    
16. Where did you grow up? Quezon City.
    
17. Last thing you did? Farted.
    
18. What are you wearing? Nothing...but clothes.
    
19. Your TV? Its colored.....black.
    
20. Your Pets? I got 3 Dogs and 3 Marsupials.
    
21. Friends? They love me..especially when Xmas is getting near.
    
22. Your Life? excitingly boring.
    
23. Your Mood? Hating on everything.
    
24. Vehicle? A big white horse.
    
25. Something you're not wearing? A bra...
    
26. Your favorite store? Any..with pretty sales ladies.
    
27. Your favorite color? Black and White.
    
28. When was the last time you laughed? When I saw this big guy carrying her GF's bag.
    
29. Last time you cried? When I thought of Chuck Norris.
    
30. Your best friend? Pandoy.
    
31. One place that I go to over and over? The washroom.
    
32. Facebook? Still thinking if I have to create an account for this blog.
    
33. Favorite place to eat? Table..with plates of course.
    

I am passing this award to the most educational blogger i have ever known...


JOBERT BALBASTRO!!

“The test of any man's character is how he takes praise”

I HATE SANTA CLAUS

I STILL HATE THE GUY IN RED!

No, I'm not talking about former president Ferdinand Marcos. Just like last year, the reasons still remain why I hate Santa Claus.


click HERE to go back in time.

i love my work

Just to add, here is another reason...

He is a perv.

sit still tommy..

Yes. Why would a stranger, an old guy who just appears only once a year obligate kids to sit on his lap just to get what they want?

People got mad at Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, but they never did complain about Santa.

Talk about being unfair.

CALLING DSWD and BANTAY BATA!

He cheats.

daddy is in saudi...

Ever wonder about the history of the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" came about? It did happen to the creator of the song, Tommie Connor. No, it was not his father..it was Santa. Yeah!


"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa."

I hate it when you say "THE" Ateneo

FBI

WARNING

*Para sa mga hindi marunong magbasa, basahin ulit yung nasa itaas ha..basahin ng mabuti* Nabasa mo na yung title? naintindihan mo?
Kung hindi pa, basahin mo ulit... okay na? Understood na ba? Okay.. proceed below:

As per Wikipedia: The Ateneo de Manila University (also called "Ateneo de Manila" or simply "the Ateneo").

What is so simple in adding "the" before the name of your (to you, "the") school?

Common sense tells us that it's shorter and simpler if you just say "Ateneo" Who are we kidding?

ADMU is already a fine institution which has produced the finest leaders in our country...

ERAP and his best friends: Czarina Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and Czaritso (sic) Mike Arroyo came from "the" Ateneo.

Jose P. Rizal is the most-famous and foremost Ateneo alumnus.

(o bawi ako ah!)

Beat that!
(You can't! Know why? Because your school does not have any "the" before it!)

***But by adding "THE" before the name of the school is like adding insult to injury. Just like what Wesley Gonzales did to that prick Mac Cardona back in the days when the Green Archer juggernaut got blocked 2 times in his attempt to win the game just before the buzzer.***

I use THE shampoo! And you don't!

So the question lingers:
Why add "THE" ???

Wala lang!

Just to separate "Us" from the rest of the population.

Heaven and earth
Pula at puti
Light and darkness
Eat Bulaga and Wowowee
and so on...

Jobert Balbastro thinks that it's crazy... simply, its "the" elitistic-ego-booster.

Let us analyze...

The statement 1: I am THE Man.

what it means:
1. Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer.
2. Term used to describe an individual who has achieved either a great accomplishment, or who is viewed as being an altogether good person.

Translation: "You suck"

The Statement 2: "I study in THE Ateneo"

what it means: I study in the best damn school ever, which is Ateneo.

Translation: "You suck"

Okay, now I think you get the picture.

I just don't know where they got it. Even back in the 80's and even in the 90's, Ateneans did not put "The" before the name of the school.

I just hope they did not get it from the "rival" school "DLSU"

Guys, its NOT
"The La Salle University"
it's
"De La Salle University"

JOBERT BALBASTRO's VERDICT:
I HATE IT AND IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!

"Have you heard about "THE" joke?
Why is THE sky blue?
Because God is an Atenean
Why is THE grass green?
It is created by God to step on."