Sunday, August 10, 2008

I HATE "ÜBER "

I am sick and tired of seeing and hearing people using and abusing the word "ÜBER". It makes me want to put honey all over my nude body and go the zoo and punch a big grizzly bear in the face.

These people don't even know what it means, do you know what it means? Of course you don't! You conniving-ignorant-social groupie!

Let me educate ye about this overly used and abused word. (the internet will educate you through me, I'll be an instrument of education. (call me Mr. Sesame Street later...)

The word "ÜBER" comes from Germany, yes the country that was made famous by Mr. Adolf Hitler, Michael Schumacher, German Franks, Beer and the Red Baron.

What does it mean:
It means "above" in German. Delivered in the groupie world during the early 80's by an American punk band, called The Dead Kennedys when using the term in the anti-Californian government song "California Uber Alles", which is a take off the German motto of "Deustchland Uber Alles", which translates to "Germany above all."

Originally meant to be "above" or "over" now, it has been mutated to mean "really" , "very" or "super".

So when you see people use this word, like when TV hosts blurt it out on TV:Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition 2, ÜBER!” you can now shout in front of the TV and say "Bitch! You don't even know what it means!" Plus you can add "Fuck, because of this, I have to read this very educational blog just to know what you mean by the word uber!"

*Reseach: 98% of Filipinos think that the word Über is actually bisaya for "over". Makes you want to think about when people blurt out "Magtagalog ka, wag ka mag German.." Hmm, is Adolph Hitler really the son of Jose Rizal? Why do they have the similar haircut?

The Answer:

NO, stupid. Hitler is an Austrian, later became a German after drinking beer. Plus you can see in the picture that Jose Rizal does not have any moustache! Hello?



Going back... (mejo nahilo ako dun ha), Using the word "Über" will not make you "cool" or "in". It will NOT make you look like Mariel Rodriguez.


So stop using the Überly used Über because I will have to Überly break your neck and I will have to Überly stomp on your Überly ugly face.

Because I
Überly hate it!!! Okay?


I hope you Überly understood.

4 comments:

Drama Queen said...

tsk tsk..so much spite! you need to get out more, baby. kain tayo.

Gene said...

uber does mean super in latin :)

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

Nice name "GENE" is it short for Genius?

LATIN
Adjective
ūber m., f., n., (genitive ūberis); third declension
1. fruitful, productive
2. copious, full, rich

Adverb
ūber (comparative ūbius, superlative ūbissimē)

1. fruitfully, copiously, plentifully
2. (of style) fully, copiously


***It is a cognate of both Latin super and Greek ὑπέρ (hyper), as well as English over. ***

STILL, I WILL NEVER USE THE WORD.
IT's STUPID.

maui said...

yea. its ÜBER stupid. :]]

jobertoholics around the world