Monday, February 23, 2009

I HATE THIS NURSERY RHYME

Technically, It's not a "NURSERY RHYME". But kids that age already know this piece..


-1 2 3..asawa ni marie, araw-gabi walang panty...-

I'm not Mike Chan*, but I can attract girls like blood attract sharks!



OOoohhkay... big deal? What is the world teaching the youth of today and yesterday?


Just thinking about it...kaya walang panty yung asawa ni marie, kasi lalake yung asawa ni Marie...sa tingin nyo? (I need to be "bilingual" so that other kids from our beloved country can understand me too.)

labo naman ng gumawa ng rhyme na to...

Hopefully, the creator also included this in his children's rhyme..

"isa.. dalawa.. tatlo.. apat, naligo ako sa dagat at nabasa ang aking balat..."

"apat, lima, anim...kumain ako ng hilaw na mangga at ang asim.."

"anim, pito, walo...hindi nagpapagupit ang kalbo..."

eh stating the obvious naman yung "1 2 3..asawa ni marie, araw-gabi walang panty..."

siguro ginawa lang yun ng composer nun para lang legal na mabanggit ang panty noon. Kasi conservative pa mga tao noon.

Kaya kapag nagsabi ka ng "panty" eh sikat ka na or cool ka...or may chance ka manalo ng palanca award.

pero sa totoo hindi. ni- hindi nga alam sino nagcompose nun eh! hahahaha!


I simply call this..FAILURE.


"I have one for you Jobert! And it goes a little something like this: "I'm a little d.... short and stout..this is my handle and you don't need to go out.." Oh, and this one too: "eight, nine, ten.. I do not brush my teeth so now I don't have ipin." That would be more educational, am I right, Jobert?"


*host of Channel 13`s "Chowtime Na!"

3 comments:

lars (not my real name) said...

never thought of that... oo nga naman. lalaki ang asawa ni marie! gawddammit! lol.

Anonymous said...

I will have to correct you, the correct rhyme was supposed to be like this.. 1, 2, 3 asawa ni marie, AYAW HILABTI(Bisaya word for "wag mong galawin") kay walay panty.. Thus, it would make sense ryt? and it is not a NURSERY RHYME... ndi yan tinuturo sa NURSERY....

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

As stated below the title of the entry: "Technically, It's not a "NURSERY RHYME". But kids that age already know this piece.."

Bisaya? I thought it was..

"1-2-3 asawa ni padre ayaw hilabti kay walay pante"

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