I HATE STARBUCKS!

I really don't hate Starbucks. But what happened last weekend really pissed me off.

Starbucks girl: "And what is your name sir?"

Me: "Jobert"

And what did they write on my drink?

"Jubert"

This is not good... I thought people from Starbucks are good listeners as they are good English speakers. Hey "Starbucks" how would you feel if I mispelled your name to "Seattle'sbucks?" or even "Coffeebeanbucks?" eh?

"Is that a Strawberries and cream drink you ordered?! How gay! Just kidding my friend! You're lucky to even get to enter Starbucks. I, on the other hand is an unlucky soul. It's either the guard does not let me in, or a bunch of posers with their laptops populate the place. Starbucks is a place for drinking and eating. Not studying! Go to the Library and stop showing off your laptops! Or I'm going to smash them to smithereens! Jobert, I'm starting to sound like you, I better lay off on the coffee..."