Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS


My dog scribbled this on my computer.



Why hate on the Jonas Brothers?
1. They are not better than the Hanson brothers. Never. MMbop will never be outdone by any of their songs.

2. Because I`m not a pre-teen or a teen. I`m an adult...a cool adult.

3. They sing like girls..it would be okay to sing like girls, however, they are boys.

4. Just like Lebron James and Dwayne Wade, they are mere corporate puppets. Like it or not, they are what we call, teen commodities. Teen Money makers who do not have brains of their own.

5. They are fake. Faker than Milli Vanilli.

cocks


6. They are like the "Twilight" of music. All hype. Overrated. All bark and no bite. All pita bread, no shawarma beef.

7. A disgrace to Rock whenever they claim to be doing rock.

8. A disgrace to Pop. Imagine that.

9. Money before music = disaster.

10. Once separated, they are trash.


11. All image, talent..lacking.

12. Give them a few years, and the drugs/sex scandals/alcohol/crime will get the best of them. Guaranteed.

13. They sing like Miley Cyrus. Have you heard Miley Cyrus live? She demolished the song "Just stand up" together with real talented singers like Mary J Blige, Beyonce, etc. Expect the worst from these brothers.

14. They have this clean image..too clean if you ask me. It`s guaranteed FAKE. No thanks to Disney.

15. THEY ARE NOT HOT. And give it 10-15 years..at least one of them will go out the closet.


Just like Russell Brand would say: "Well done the Jonas Brothers. Each wear a ring to say they are not going to have sex; I'd take them more seriously if they wore it around their genitals."

why do they have their mouths wide open? damn!


HYPOCRITES


And what do we do to Hypocrites? We let them get beat up by one of our own... Introducing: HARVEY

Hello, my name is Harvey and I`m here to introduce my left and right to the Jobarns Brothers. I hate them because they are so cute. But, there can only be one. And that is me. Harvey the Hard one. This could be the first and last time you will see me here as I will be busy beating up the Jobarns brothers and be busy cleaning up septic tanks. Thank you for having me here.

XOXO,
Harvey. =)

"I therefore conclude..Listening to the Jonas brothers or Taylor Swift and even Miley Cyrus is deadlier compared to the Swine Flu or being trapped inside a closed room with a goat. If you have one of their songs in your I-pod or walkman, please do remove it right away."





6 comments:

andrei jon said...

finally.

"all fita bread. no shawarma beef"

LOL.

lullabymunchkin said...

andrei jon, FITA? the biscuit? lol.

hey jobert, do you plurk? i bet you'll bet you'll be popular there. :]

lullabymunchkin said...

and by the way, im still waiting for my prize jobert. (lmao)

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

lullabymunchkin.... FITA..Fita in the fighter...

prize? hmm just wait...

and I promise it wont be a FITA biscuit.

PS. Currently, I do not plurk or twit... I just play restaurant city..which is a gay game by the way.

andrei jon said...

lol. sorry i didnt notice. guys its pita bread not the fita biscuit. to tell you honestly, i dont know the bread used in making shawarma. what the heck. i just eat them for gawd sake! damn. i missed that one.

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

It's all good.

You just made me hungry...

off to Mr Kebab!

jobertoholics around the world