Saturday, November 15, 2008

I HATE THAT THING ON YOUR NECK

Even Emos get to wear em!

No, it's not your dead skin building up (Libag). It's your "color oriented" Neck Accessory.

Do you know what it's called?

It's a Keffiyeh also known as Shemagh.

It's not just the latest thing in fashion, it's also the latest eye sore.
Next to Pink
shirts, Popped collars, and our favorite Shutter Shades.

So what is it?
Why are you wearing it?

Oh, you didn't know?
It figures, I can see you wearing that Che Guevara shirt. Do you even
know who the guy is?

Correct! He is the brother or Tootsie! What a genius!

Let's go back to the uncool fashion storm that has hit the country like Katrina hit the US.

It's a SHEMAGH, Keffiyeh or your "stupid fashion statement" (So tell me, is this statement "I AM A MORON WHO WANT TO BE COOL"? )

People, read and learn...

It was Traditionally worn by Palestinian peasants, the keffiyeh became a symbol of

Palestinian nationalism during the Arab Revolt of the 1930...Increased sympathy and activism by certain Westerners toward Palestinians in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict in the years of the Oslo Peace Accords and Second Intifada haveled to the wearing of keffiyehs as a sign of their solidarity with Palestine and the Palestinian people....

But now, some individuals wear them to be hip. Even if our country is so hot like pandesal left inside the compartment of your car. Or to be cool and to be like their idolized stars.

go watch your own sex tape!


Before, it was your Fauxhawk, now this? I should murder you already.

Can I whip your hip? and put some reality in your illusional coolness?

Can I simply strangle you with it?

Reality is this, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. call center guy, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Gay guy, it's not cool
Hey, Mr. Self proclaimed fashionista, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Me-too, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Copycat, it's not cool.
Hey, Mr. Wannabe-trendsetter, it's not cool.

FAIL!

ONLY ONE GUY CAN WEAR A SCARF AND BE COOL

Cool as ice baby!

As for the Keffiyeh or Shemagh, Only one guy is cool in wearing this.
If you wear that in your concert, we will riot.

No, it's not Chris Brown.

BUT THIS GUY:

Yasser!

Too bad he's dead.

So what do I want you to wear? (nothing really)
I recommend a better neck accessory.
It will surely make you look like your're above everyone else.

Maybe it's time you hang out.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen to that!

Anonymous said...

gahd! so true. you really look stupid when you wear those stupid scarves.
totally hot here, why even wear it? to sweat?? maybe its their other way of losing calories in their bodies.

Blair Cornelia Waldorf said...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!! So does that mean that you should hate yourself now? Haha! =)) LOL! I kid, I kid!!

But seriously, I love your entries!! (So seriously, does that mean you'll hate yourself now?) =P

Mwah!

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

Anonymous2:
Good observation. Or maybe they try to hide something underneath the piece of cloth. A 666 sign maybe?

Blair Cornelia Waldorf:
Do I hate myself? Or this blog?
I don't know.. Not yet I guess. =)
Oh by the way, your name..is a real tongue twister.

missile_warning said...

That thing is worn for military use scumbag

JOBERT BALBASTRO said...

Primarily,its not missile_warning. Stop playing airsoft and read books asshole.

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