2010 is fast approaching A new blog will launched next year.
Check it out next year!
Some info about the new blog:
1. if this blog is the north pole, the new blog will be the south pole. 2. if this blog is blue, the other one would be green. 3. if this blog is eat bulaga, the other would be wowowee.
Sometimes you just have to wonder, what if she takes her glasses off? Will her blog change its name automatically? I guess not, because we don't have that technology yet. And if you even thought of the answer, it only means you're stupid.
By accepting this award, few questions must be answered. (Wow..I'm really doing this)
Your hair? Bushy..
Your Mother? Currently addicted to farmtown.
Your Father? Does not know about this blog.
Your favorite food? Sushi
Your dream last night? I had a boxing match with Krista Ranillo (I lost)
Your favorite drink? Water.
Your dream/goal? To be your reality check.
What room are you in? My command console center.
Your hobbies? Blogging and People watching.
Your fear? Chuck Norris.
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Inside your head.
Where were you last night? stayed up all night looking for UFOs.
Something that you aren't? A fan of twilight.
Muffins? No. I am not your cat.
Wish list item? Nuclear bomb.
Where did you grow up? Quezon City.
Last thing you did? Farted.
What are you wearing? Nothing...but clothes.
Your TV? Its colored.....black.
Your Pets? I got 3 Dogs and 3 Marsupials.
Friends? They love me..especially when Xmas is getting near.
Your Life? excitingly boring.
Your Mood? Hating on everything.
Vehicle? A big white horse.
Something you're not wearing? A bra...
Your favorite store? Any..with pretty sales ladies.
Your favorite color? Black and White.
When was the last time you laughed? When I saw this big guy carrying her GF's bag.
Last time you cried? When I thought of Chuck Norris.
Your best friend? Pandoy.
One place that I go to over and over? The washroom.
Facebook? Still thinking if I have to create an account for this blog.
Favorite place to eat? Table..with plates of course.
I am passing this award to the most educational blogger i have ever known...
Yes.Why would a stranger, an old guy who just appears only once a year obligate kids to sit on his lap just to get what they want?
People got mad at Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, but they never did complain about Santa.
Talk about being unfair.
CALLING DSWD and BANTAY BATA!
He cheats.
daddy is in saudi...
Ever wonder about the history of the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" came about?It did happen to the creator of the song, Tommie Connor. No, it was not his father..it was Santa.Yeah!
"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa."
*Para sa mga hindi marunong magbasa, basahin ulit yung nasa itaas ha..basahin ng mabuti*Nabasa mo na yung title? naintindihan mo? Kung hindi pa, basahin mo ulit...okay na? Understood na ba? Okay.. proceed below:
As perWikipedia:The Ateneo de Manila University (also called "Ateneo de Manila" or simply "the Ateneo").
What is so simple in adding "the" before the name of your (to you, "the") school?
Common sense tells us that it's shorter and simpler if you just say "Ateneo"Who are we kidding?
ADMU is already a fine institution which has produced the finest leaders in our country...
ERAP and his best friends: Czarina Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and Czaritso (sic) Mike Arroyo came from "the" Ateneo.
Jose P. Rizal is the most-famous and foremost Ateneo alumnus.
(o bawi ako ah!)
Beat that! (You can't! Know why? Because your school does not have any "the" before it!)
***But by adding "THE" before the name of the school is like adding insult to injury. Just like what Wesley Gonzales did to that prick Mac Cardona back in the days when the Green Archer juggernaut got blocked 2 times in his attempt to win the game just before the buzzer.***
I use THE shampoo! And you don't!
So the question lingers: Why add "THE" ???
Wala lang!
Just to separate "Us" from the rest of the population.
Heaven and earth Pula at puti Light and darkness Eat Bulaga and Wowowee and so on...
Jobert Balbastro thinks that it's crazy... simply, its "the" elitistic-ego-booster.
Let us analyze...
The statement 1: I am THE Man.
what it means: 1. Term used to describe an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor or police officer. 2. Term used to describe an individual who has achieved either a great accomplishment, or who is viewed as being an altogether good person.
Translation: "You suck"
The Statement 2: "I study in THEAteneo"
what it means: I study in the best damn school ever, which is Ateneo.
Translation:"You suck"
Okay, now I think you get the picture.
I just don't know where they got it. Even back in the 80's and even in the 90's, Ateneans did not put "The" before the name of the school.
I just hope they did not get it from the "rival" school "DLSU"
Guys, its NOT "The La Salle University" it's "De La Salle University"
JOBERT BALBASTRO's VERDICT: I HATE IT AND IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL!
"Have you heard about "THE" joke? Why is THE sky blue? Because God is an Atenean Why is THE grass green? It is created by God to step on."
It's that time of the year AGAIN..when people can legally make themselves look stupid.NOT COOL!
It's the time of the year wherein people dress up to be ghosts, zombies, politicians, etc.NOT COOL!
It's that time of the year again, when you hear people say "HAPPY HALLOWEEN"wait...mejo i-analyze nga natin mabuti....NOT COOL!
That's what I don't get... Ano ba ang masaya or happy sa Halloween? Yung mag costume ka? WEIRD!
Kids, let's analayze kung bakit "Happy" ang "Halloween":
1. Siguro nakuha yun sa mga Gay parade, kasi naka costume din sila..tapos diba, "Gay" also means happy?
Look! It's Mary Poppins!
2. By wearing costumes, may role-playing....Hmmmm....
Think before you do
3. Maybe its some sort of psychological therapy, parang make believe stuff. Like, you know that you'll never be like Superman or Spongebob, you'd dress up like them and for one night, people acknowledge you as the real deal. Parang ego boost na may kasamang schizophrenia.
4. Free candies,dahil walang pambili. No thank sa economy.
5. Legal mag make-up yung hindi makapag make-up. Lalo na yung mga "Metrosexuals". Ginamit pa yung term na yun, eh alam naman natin kung ano sila.
ulol cats
I just hate it when people celebrate this demonic stuff.
C'mon, it's the holiday of the enemy!
It's Satan's holiday!
And yet you, people celebrate it? Nice, one way ticket sa dagat-dagatang apoy. haha!
No wonder your kid looks good in that devil costume.. LOL.
Man, Halloween is no treat..it's 100% trick.
(Treat sya sa nagbebenta ng costumes and nagbebenta ng candies)
I'm used to seeing people around me who make a fool out of themselves. Pero kapag Halloween, parang "stupid pa-cool-people convention."
"I think The Jehova's are the coolest people on earth... Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween because they believe anything that originated from a pagan holiday should not be celebrated by true Christians. Take that Pope Benedict!"
Bago nyo ako kulamin, basahin nyo tong "cool" link na nakita ko. Click HERE
If you have seen the movie "UP" then you know what I mean.I'm not impressed with that house in the movie. Here are my reasons:
1. It's crappy and it's old so it breaks easily- When it hit rocks it was like chopping wood. Pieces would fall and fly off. It was crazy. I'd never ride that kind of a flying residence.
10,000 condoms were used in this film
2. It may look funny, but it's not really entertaining - Hohoho.. balloons make it fly. DUH! One match...one match can ruin it all. Or one bb gun, or one slingshot. Verdict: WEAK.
"I counted the balloons! 10,000!"
3.It does not kick ass - No weapons. No shield. No monsters in the attic. It doesn't even have a computer in it. No phone. No internet. No cable. No bathtub. It's CRAZY.
Better and/or alternative houses:
The Flying house - It's faster. It has a time machine. It's fire proof and is also shock proof. People living in it banged with the hebrews, chilled with jesus, fished with the apostles and saw Adam and Eve naked. Now beat that old house.
Thunder does not scare Corky.
Monster house - No more pesky electrolux guy to bother you. No kids who sing xmas carols even if it's like a month away. No solicitation from village kids who don't have enough money to buy their own basketball uniforms. This house protects itself. No need for a guard dog. This house kicks (and eats) ass.
"The only house that needs tictacs."
Whorehouse - No explanation needed..as this house licks ass....I mean kicks ass.
"Welcum!"
"A room is a still a room, even when there's nothin' there but gloom But a room is not a house and a house is not a home. When the two of us are far apart. And one of us has a broken heart.... Okay I think I need to stay away from the videoke."
I hate it when you step on the yellow tile in the MRT.
I'm bad(ing)ass! I break rules!
Not because I care for you, (it won't happen) but because its a green light for the guard to blow his horn...err..whistle, and for the stupid recording (yeah to warn stupid people like you NOTto step on the yellow tile!) to go on and on and on like that energizer bunny.
What will happen if I kick this guy?
"Maybe they're hardcore Marcos loyalists...as they have fun stepping on anything that's colored yellow---That one liner is so corny that I want to jump off the tracks...not!"
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